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The Vermin are Infesting Our Land [1]
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Date: 2023-11-26
The Vermin are Infesting Our Land
I once lived in a good land. A great era of America and now no one can make it great again. Only one but he’s dying breathless from the uphill climb. All the extremists and haters are preventing the right thing from being done. Rules, regulations, the gun haters, along with the deep state deny what is right. Migration is polluting our pure blood; it must be stopped. Fences, barriers, and check points are failing. We need to take off the kid gloves. Shooting on sight and in every season is what is needed.
Eastern Fox Squirrel
I grew up in a land abundant with woods and fox squirrels. These squirrels are the largest squirrel a beautiful rusty colored animal. They are the natural citizens of our land. We are now being invaded by black, gray, even brown squirrels. These are very inferior squirrels, foreigners to our land. Restoring woodlands would expand habitats for all squirrels, but those who profit from the exploitation of the woodlands are my donors and financial backers. There will be no more questions or talk about restoring the woodlands. It is not conceivable; no measure would ever get sixty votes in the senate. The remedy is to shoot inferior squirrels. They are vermin, nothing but polluters of proper squirreldom.
Foreigner
Whose fault is it and what is to be done? Of course, it is Joe Biden’s fault, as he is to blame for all things you do not approve of. He is old and could not even chase and catch a squirrel. Biden and the socialist Democrats won’t allow government to build a wall to protect our walnuts. We have many nuts, and they all need protection from the dirty foreign squirrels. Illegal squirrels bringing disease and terror cells to our lovely but few remaining woodlands. And the windmills giving cancer to our squirrels they won’t stop that, but they will take away your guns and babies. No guns but kill all the babies even after they are born and are climbing trees to see the lovely squirrels. I alone can fix the squirrels. I am one with the nuts and squirrels. I share your grievance; I will revenge for you, against the fox squirrel haters, when you re-elect me. I mean elect me. I love Trump so much I borrow his speeches. It is not easy to ramble and rant as he does. One must wear custom designed shit-kickers to get the proper lift.
Keep America Foxy
We will set up a squirrel charity. The talented Eric Trump is not allowed to run a charity anymore. I will get the talented George Santos to run it. Such lovely lies, but the crooked media never tells the truth. George knows charity. You must elect me or there be no country no true American squirrels. Keep our nuts safe, return nutters to a new administration. Our country won’t be ruined by old Joe anymore, who couldn’t climb a tree. Send money we never have enough grift, I mean gifts. I Ron DeSantis savior of squirrels, the new Il Duce knows swamps and belongs in that nice house. It is even appropriately called the White House.
Written by Steve Davis — ShireSteve on substack, shiresteve.substack.com shiresteve.blog
Now back to helplessly watching the insanity of our current world. Climate should the first priority of every policy.
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