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Cheers and Jeers 'Who Won the Week' poll [1]
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Date: 2023-11-24
Happy Day After Thanksgiving Day, aka TGIF (Turkey’s Gone, I’m Full). We hope that your post-feast digestive systems and indoor plumbing are functioning properly on this festive occasion.
As we announced earlier this week to great rejoicing throughout the several states, there's no formal C&J tonight. But seeing as this was an eventful week with many notable instances of do-gooderism, I felt it would be unfair, unjust, unwise, and un-American to deprive you of our legendary “Who Won the Week” poll, of which many people are saying…
“We can’t even begin to compete with the WWTW poll Bill puts together every week, so we don’t even try.” —Gallup ”How does he DO it???” —Pew Research ”Dammit, would you please learn how to say our #!@!!%# name correctly?!!” —Quinnipiac “Bill in Portland Maine is so over-deserving of our award, that to give him one now would simply be an insult to him and his legacy. Therefore, in the interests of peace, we must decline.”
—Unanimous Pulitzer Prize Committee decree ”BiPM has redefined polling for the Peloton generation.” —CiviQs “The toplines are fine, but his crosstabs are shit.” —Charlie Cook "Softens hands while you pick winners." —Madge “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz….” —Commander ”I just slipped on your f*cking sidewalk. See you in court.” —Note Left On Front Door By Litigious Neighbor “Hey, can I borrow some money?” —Rudy Giuliani "Blork." —Mars Rover Curiosity
Directions: Use a freshly-sharpened #2 pencil to either fill in or stab wildly at the oval next to your choice. You have two hours to complete this section.
Okay, fine. Three. But then you also have to do the BBC News of the Week Quiz.
Good luck. You may begin………now.
Have a great weekend.
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