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McCarthy with an "Assistant?? I think its time to admit that Kevin may just have a kink... [1]

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Date: 2023-10-24

The latest story making the rounds is that Kevin McCarthy is floating the idea of having the party return him to the speakership with Jim Jordan as “Assistant speaker” (Which is not an office that exists but this IS today’s Republican Party. It’s not even the wierdest thing they have suggested since breakfast)

I am now convinced that Kevin McCarthy has some kind of wierd kink for public humiliation. . Seriously. What other reason could there be for this??

There is no end to the public groveling and humiliation that Kevin McCarthy will subject himself to. This is not something being OFFERED to McCarthy...he is trying to sell this! “Do you want a puppet figurehead who can do the day to day administrative duties required of a Speaker with literally NO power in what the GOP caucus does? Do you want me do all of the gruntwork, bring you lunch , and perhaps have “Eunich” tattooed on my forehead?? Let me do that please!!”

This guy publicly disowned Trump in front of Congress in the late evening of Jan 6 then three weeks later was kissing Trumps ring in Mar A Lago. Apparently the concept of “Courage of convictions" has never quite made sense for Kevin.

This guy groveled to Matt Gaetz for FOURTEEN rounds of losing votes while giving ground each time, then less than a year later was publicly politicially emasculated when Gaetz had him thrown out. This happened despite the fact that over 200 wanted to keep him while only somewhere between 8 and 20 wanted him out. It takes a special kind of weakness to lose when you have those kind of numbers. (If Nancy Pelosi had 200 votes to 20 I know who I would put my money on. I’m just sayin….)

Now...Kevin has had a flash of genius. He has come up with yet another level of personal public debasement. He can plead with Jordan (Who voted to remove him) to please let him be a publicly aknowledged puppet speaker !!! This is a “Win win” for Kinky Kevin. If it gets accepted, then he gets to be a eunuch flunky until Matt Gaetz stuffs him into a locker at lunch time. If it does not get accepted then he gets the exquisite pleasure of being very publicly rebuffed by the bullies as he begs to be allowed to hang around with them.

I don’t know about you all, but i am starting to feel kinda dirty watching this...

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