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Democracy is for Closers: And That Means No Sex for Russia! (or Matt Gaetz) [1]

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Date: 2023-09-30

JOHN LICCIONE IS CURRENTLY THE ONLY DEMOCRAT RUNNING AGAINST ANNA LUNA FOR FLORIDA’S 13TH DISTRICT HOUSE SEAT

Hear ye, Hear ye.

I call on the women of Russia to bring about the end of the Ukraine war and the toppling of Vladimir Putin by immediately withholding sex from their men in power unless and until they grow a pair of blue balls big enough to act to take out Putin.

One Russian woman with a Putin secret (and a pair of brass balls) will change the world. My mission is to find her.

Clearly, there isn’t a single man in a position of power within the Russian military, intelligence services, or the Ministry of Justice, with balls big enough to take Putin out. And perhaps there won’t be as long as they’re still getting laid...and their vodka.

So I say bring on the blue balls Russian ladies, and whatever other devious machinations you can gin up short of violence. Relegate them to your couches. Pour their vodka down the drain. Refuse to cook their meals. Let them do their own freaking laundry. Make them change the diapers.

In short, embrace your inner harpy. Believe me when I say this, we can harpy the shit out of this problem.

Deny them their warm beds, their safe havens, the pleasures of marriage and concubinary, force them to inhale your baby’s runny green poo, and mark my words, within just 90 days, you’ll bring Putin to his knees.

And on day 91 the world will witness Putin perp-walked out of the Kremlin and marched in shackles up the 1.2 kilometers to Lubyanka prison. Or, they’ll just fly him to Brussels where the International Criminal Court at The Hague will try him for his war crimes. Or maybe he eats his own pistol. Whatever. And that very night, oh men of Russia, your women will reward you as never before and maybe you’ll never have to change another diaper.

And by the way, the same can be said about every single GOP man in Congress, and their women. Except for Mitt Romney and his wife, maybe. Actually, it’d be even better if Ann Romney were to blackmail him into reversing his cowardly decision to quit the Senate. The only Republican in Congress (or former congressman) getting any should be Adam Kinzinger...and Liz Cheney. She’s got a pair.

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All these GOP leaders, they’ve all been turned into eunuchs by Trump and his Russian mafia and intelligence operative buddies. And that’s especially true for the men in the so-called “Freedom Caucus” and their leader Matt Gaetz. I don’t know who Gaetz is sleeping with at the moment, or what her age may be, but whoever you are sister, you have the power! All it takes is the will to use it...privately and publicly.

Can you imagine the public bombshell and ripple effect of Matt Gaetz’s girlfriend (not Cassidy Hutchinson mind you) coming out publicly and declaring she was denying him sex until he voted to prevent a government shutdown, approved Ukraine aid, and to “Dump Trump”? It could be the tipping point in American politics. And what about Melania...and Ivanka? Can you imagine?

Deny Matt Gaetz the comfort of a woman, for long enough, and we’ll see how long he lasts.

You know what it takes to end the war in Ukraine, take down Putin-Trump, save American and Ukrainian democracy, and usher in democratic change in Russia? Just ask Alec Baldwin: It takes brass balls.

So, ladies, to paraphrase a line from Alex Baldwin’s famous motivational speech in the movie Glengarry Glen Ross:

“Democracy is for closers.”

You have the power ladies. Freeze out your wayward men, turn their balls blue, exercise your soft power. Embrace your inner harpy.

And always be closing. Always...be...closing.

John Liccione is a candidate for US Congress in Florida’s 13th Congressional District Where he is the only declared Democrat running against Anna Luna in 2024. VoteLiccione.org/donate

He is also Founder and CEO of RussiLeaks, an online media company solely focused on exposing Putin’s secrets and those of his agents on American soil. He is also the Founder and CEO of Leaks Media, a start-up media company whose mission is “Exposing the Secrets of the Enemies of Democracy.”

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