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Because the (trump) Comedy Just Continues to Write Itself [1]
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Date: 2023-09-30
Trump a couple of days ago went to a non-union shop to try to appeal to striking auto union workers (told you the comedy just writes itself) in a stance that is anathema to the union hating Trump and he went with a couple of old stand by’s while there, the extortion-lite and childish “Your leadership (again a non-union shop) should endorse me and I will not say a bad thing about them again” and I also won’t really say anything at all in support of you and your issues while I’m here, and the completely made up by, not surprisingly, a rather large Trump amount, the size of the crowd (I know, this dude and imaginary crowd sizes) “When you look at the thousands of people outside, why couldn’t you get a bigger plant?” said Trump to a crowd that numbered in the low 100’s at best even claiming the number of folks outside to be 10,000. -— No, check him if you'd like, he just doesn’t fucking care. -—
He pledged support for gas-powered vehicles not EV’s “We will drill baby drill and it will have zero environmental difference” promised the grammatically challenged scientist Don flashing us back to Doctor Don who said drinking bleach or shooting up disinfectants while sticking an ultraviolet heat lamp up your ass might just do the trick in helping cure the Corona which, by the way, wouldn’t be that bad he said, wouldn’t have as many cases of if they would only just stop testing for it.
He also said “Under a Trump presidency, gasoline engines will be allowed and sex changes for children will be banned. Is that OK?” ---
Well shit yeah! Of course it’s OK since the two are so inextricably linked in an obvious cause and effect kinda way. I mean its a scientific fact that electric vehicles cause children to have sex change "mutilization" (his own new word) operations, sheesh, who doesn’t know that? I mean, there have even been a few extreme cases, where there wasn’t even an operation involved. Kid got in an EV a boy and stepped out a girl. ---
And yet there were still supporters of the anti-union Trump on hand including a Debbie who said “We need Trump back! Do you remember how wonderful things were three years ago?” ---
No, Debbie, we don’t, and we didn’t really need to think that hard on it either, unless of course that was that time period where you decided to stop taking your meds and eating pudding in your slippers. A time that apparently is still current. You really need to start eating your pudding again Debbie, your family misses you. We’ll even put in the request for vanilla only and fetch your slippers. ---
And a Chris who apparently hasn’t really been paying attention underneath his red hat and tinfoil for quite some time now “Trump supports the workers, Biden supports the leaders.” Not quite sure what “leaders” Chris is referring to. The union leaders? The car manufacturer leaders? Maybe the leaders of an alien world in a Joe Biden Marjorie Taylor Greene Q-worthy-esque conspiracy where they want to take over our planet with Biden’s assistance, suppress conservatives and drive electric cars, but “Trump supports the workers”? Now that is some funny shit Chris. Have you tried stand-up? ---
Trump even criticized Biden joining a picket line and speaking to striking union workers as being nothing more than "a photo-op" while having his picture taken repeatedly for a photo-op of him word salading about union issues to non-union workers, well except for a couple of fake ones with stage prop signs. ---
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