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Taliban’s Shadow Falls Over West Virginia Females [1]

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Date: 2023-09-29

Taliban’s Shadow Falls Over West Virginia Females

Displaying an uncanny resemblance to Afghanistan’s Taliban, West Virginia legislators inflicted another constraint on WV women; first came the total elimination of abortion, and now their coup de final----eliminating the abortion pill, mifepristone.

Given the WV legislators imitate the Taliban, with eyes on the only Family Planning Clinic in Charleston, if not already shuttered, they will see it leveled and a Madrasas, a prep school for female assailants, built in its place.

Whence comes the WV Taliban’s authority?

Authority is given in a cave in the hills above Charleston, where bon fires rage, and legislators adorn tunic shirts----in reality, skirts----and turbans. False beards are optional. Arms link, and an the WV Taliban Want-to-Bes sway. Under WV Taliban’s dancing skirts, swinging penises slap against man thighs tolling their Almighty’s edict to control the weaker sex. Another edict sounds, words directed to the weaker sex: “Get your biscuits in the oven and buns in bed.”

Beware soccer girls and beach bunnies: The WV Taliban will require you to wear hijabs----head-to-toe coverings. Try kicking a ball or getting a good tan in that wearable tent.

Girls, have you set your sights set on a college education? Forget it. The WV Taliban will forbid you to leave your house without a proper male escort. Perhaps you plan to go after an executive, wait person, or teacher’s career. Forget it. The WV Taliban will cut off your schooling after the sixth grade. Your educational quest and career will be birthing WV Taliban babies. Can’t wait? Don’t worry. The WV Taliban will set the stage for virginal child brides to be purchased by their older male fanatics.

Now that the WV Taliban legislated the almighty’s edits, chastity belt legislation is on the table. The WV Taliban’s Supreme Leaders, the governor and attorney general, will maintain the keys.

Females of all ages, hope is eternal: The WV Taliban have yet to eliminate the ballot. Put the WV Taliban back in their cave and seal it. VOTE!

A parody by Chuck Fair

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