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Stick Your Head in the Fire For Me [1]

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Date: 2023-09-23

By David Glenn Cox

Donald Trump comes forward and says it In his own words, right out of his own mouth. Unprompted and without any notice, “Excuse me, while I confess.” Up until now, the former resident only confessed on national television broadcasts. But today, and today only, he’s cutting out the middleman and confessing wholesale direct to you! It’s Crazy Donnie’s one time confession sale!

Desperation, fear, manic panic, he’s trying to do something to stop the fall when there is nothing to grab onto as he falls through space. Now! Now! Now! Do something! Say something!

"A very important deadline is approaching at the end of the month. Republicans in Congress can and must defund all aspects of Crooked Joe Biden's weaponized Government that refuses to close the Border, and treats half the Country as Enemies of the State," – Defendant Trump

Rise children, awake! Strike down your evil masters…before they get me! Shutdown the government! What the fuck do I care about the government’s credit rating? What do I care about your pissy little lives and problems” We’re talking about me right now! It has suddenly dawned on me, despite hours of boring legal explanations that I could go to jail here! Do you understand a 6 x 9 room with a steel toilet jail?

"This is also the last chance to defund these political prosecutions against me and other Patriots. They failed on the debt limit, but they must not fail now. Use the power of the purse and defend the Country!" – Defendant Trump

Last chance everybody! Against all the other patriots and me. They failed (to save me) on the debt limit and the border and the border and the border, huh, huh? Save me! Save me now!

In his fear and confusion, Trump comes right out and says it out loud. I want you to hurt the government for me. I want you to hit them for me in retaliation. (What would Michael Corleone do?) I want you to vandalize and wreck the function of government, directly violating your oath of office. Would you do that for me, pretty please? Cause this is your last chance. Remember that ugly mob that was here on January 6th? Like that, only like a Congress would do it.

Trump only wants to shut down crooked Joe Biden because he wouldn’t close the border. It’s just a random coincidence in the universe that Trump is also being prosecuted. This is about the border and the debt limit! Can making the Kool aid be very far off now? Donald Trump is asking Republican members to potentially commit political suicide with no upside for them. Just defend me and shut down the government and maybe lose your job. Yep, that’s just about the size of it.

If you’re coming after me, I’ll get my minions, morons and droids to shut down your government. I’ll teach you! (maniacal laughter) I’ll do it! Don’t come any closer or I’ll hurt your pretty little country!

The fog is beginning to lift, and der Fuhrer is losing his grip. Self-preservation is taking over inside the Party after the insane man asked them to jump off a cliff to save him! Maybe he’s not really Jesus? Maybe, the Coo, coo Caucus has overplayed its hand. It is the first time since the Trump infection first took hold. House Republicans are threatening to revolt and say no to Trump and override the Coo, coo Caucus.

Don’t push us, or we will work with the Democrats! Much in the same way Republicans did when they went around Senator Tommy Tupperware to advance military promotions. All right Tommy, fun is fun, but we have work to do. All those in favor of ignoring this dip shit, sign here! And as was so common from his Auburn football daze, Coach Tuberville lost and was made irrelevant. These things may seem small and disparate, but they are all cracks in the same MAGA dam.

The cult leader is screaming from the balcony, “Lawdy! Lawdy! Save me! Save me! They’re coming to get me! Boy, I’ve waited a long time to hear that.

The Coo, coo Caucus put forth a compromise proposal. If President Biden would just agree to drastic spending cuts and changing his border policy. The Donald Trump lonely hearts club band would agree to not shut down the government. But the proposal was shot down without a hearing in the Senate…by Republicans. Nope, none of that Trump shit is going to fly on this side of the building. You boys are on your own.

As Will Hurd put it, Trump’s not running for President he’s running from prosecution. And from the sound of Trump’s frantic pleas, I’d say the prosecution is gaining on him.

You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows in Washington. House Republicans can hear the waterfalls up ahead around November. The Republicans are headed for drubbing and Trump wants them to go over the falls for him, making their electoral situation even worse.

The Republican Party has no real candidate for the White House. Trump is ineffective, defective and suspected and well past his prime. His fastball doesn’t have the same zip on it, it once had. And a brutal fact is that many Republicans are privately beginning to want Trump gone as much as Democrats publicly want Trump gone. The rest of the Republican presidential candidates are just a blob squad. Barely indistinguishable one from another. A bag of potato chips but not as exciting. Come November, one of these candidates could inspire millions of Republican voters to stay home.

"He's not here, we are. We need to deal with our business in this house," Rep. Dave Joyce, R-Ohio,

Out of the mouths of babes, if still a bit premature. He is still there! Donald Trump there in the way Matt Gaetz whines and he’s there in the way, the Coo, coo Caucus wants to shut down the government. Trump is there in the way a drunken uncle staggers through a bridal shower. Sucking up all the attention and creating an embarrassing distraction and ruining everything for everyone.

Donald Trump is literally begging for drastic help. The big tough orange guy is on his knees pleading for assistance. Please, please just this one time. Stick your head in the fire for me! If you love me, you will!

“Can you honestly love a dishonest thing?”

― John Steinbeck

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