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We Are Living In The Movie Groundhog Day [1]

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Date: 2023-09-21

WE ARE LIVING IN THE MOVIE GROUNDHOG DAY

Maybe I can do a public service here and summarize the news coverage for the next six months, at least the things that will likely dominate the insatiable 24 hour news cycle each day. This will free you up to use your time for more important things. Bill Murray learned to play piano with his time. What will you use yours for?

-Congress will pass a spending bill after days of frothing at the mouth coverage about a looming disaster.

-Trump will say something outrageous every day and it will be reported on as if he has never said anything that crazy before.

-There will be more shootings and it will be talked about for an hour or two about how it must to be addressed, then dropped.

-Joe Biden’s age will continue to be brought up on CNN.

-Covid will spike upwards in November.

-Ukraine will be in a situational stalemate with Russia as winter ensues.

-Polling will continue to show Trump leading the field of challengers for the nomination, Biden’s approval numbers will remain in the low 40’s.

-Job numbers will improve in the months running through Christmas and gas prices will come down as fewer people travel in winter months, just as they do every year.

-Republicans will carry out their impeachment inquiry of Biden until the election with lots of hearings without an actual impeachment.

-Every ruling and motion in the run up to the Trump trials will necessitate a panel discussion on every cable news segment for a full day consisting of former prosecutors telling the viewers what it could mean for the proceedings, or not. They are not sure.

-Climate change will rarely be mentioned.

So there you go. This should cover about 90% of what happens over the next six months. Now maybe go do something interesting and productive with the time you’ve been saved. You’re welcome.

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