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Top Comments: Impeaching Kevin McCarthy's Brain [1]
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Date: 2023-09-13
The usual suspects have worked themselves into a frothing rage demanding that President Biden be impeached. Slight problem: they haven’t figured out what for. I snuck into one of their planning sessions while they were distracted by a slap-fight between MTG and Boebert (refereed by George Santos in a very fake beard), and I stole their list of prospective charges.
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According to Speaker Gaetz McCarthy, the following are now impeachable offenses:
Using the forbidden word “Malarkey.”
Riding over 5 MPH on a bicycle.
Choosing a VP of insufficiently beige complexion.
Being related to someone who might have owned a laptop, which might or might not be the one that showed up in a repair shop and changed hands several times, which we’re sure has something very bad on it, and there was money paid by somebody to somebody else, probably, for something or other, and did we mention there was a laptop?
The explosive Secret Charge, which will be revealed by The Whistleblower, who will appear any minute. Just trust us.
On to Top Comments!
Highlighted by TrueBlueMajority, denig, siab and Ninalyn:
This comment by G2geek, in response to another theism-vs-atheism diary, would make an excellent standalone.
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