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Crispin County Republican Newsletter Update 9/8/23 [1]

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Date: 2023-09-08

Greeting Patriots,

I have great news to share in this newsletter, plus some housekeeping, and I wanted to address a few member concerns.

First, Just a recap of last week: (here) We did a scientific study here on this very sight, and the Republicans OVERWHELMINGLY chose My Ass Got Arrested as the national Republican slogan going into 2024. Even though the National Republican Committee turned down our excellent suggestions, we will still be using this slogan on our very own Crispin County billboard.

Also, I urged all of you to delete this link for donations: secure.actblue.com/... It was put up in ERROR in a newsletter while I was away. I just want to remind you all that continuing to donate to Tester will cut those carbon emissions, get "green" energies going, and keep that socialistic social security crap from being destroyed. Patriots, we're talking worst-case nightmare scenarios: more liberal judges and women making their own healthcare decisions. It's up to us, the Crispin County Republicans to keep this from happening.

To make up for her error, Marge has helped me with a link to donate directly to the Crispin County Republicans. (Thank you, Marge!)

Sad news, Patriots: the manager at Applebees called and apparently the Crispin County Republicans are no longer welcome to hold our meeting there. Before you get upset, we all remember Kevin and the 'salad bar' incident. (Kevin, man, frankly we were all embarrassed for you)

Now the good news: We all traveled to the state GOP rally wearing our new shirts and hats. We used the slogan Let's Get Brandon To Quit, and used the snappy initials on both the red shirts and baseball caps. On the back, we wrote: Crispin County Republicans: We Hate Social Security.

Due to a mistake in the printing. (It's okay, Marge, it could have happened to anyone ) The print came back: We Heart Social Security. Marge was understandably devastated, but I assured her that it was so small, I didn't think anyone would notice.

We wore our red shirts and caps to the rally, LGBTQ 2024 in large lettering and for some reason, our fellow Republicans gave us a wide berth. I explained to many of them the excitement we have about our new slogan, but for the first few hours: crickets.

We were going to close up shop when two nice young men in leather and multiple piercings came over to our table and bought 10 Let's Get Brandon To Quit T-shirts, and Caps. (We're reaching a new demographic!) They assured us that the 'We Heart Social Security' on the back wasn't that noticeable. They put the shirts and hats on immediately and said they wanted to give the rest to their friends! Plus, when they heard we didn't have a place to meet this month, they called the owner of the club 'boyz will be boyz', and he said we could meet there. Patriots, we have found a home. When God closes a window, He opens a door.

I'm still walking on air. But, to address several of your concerns: Hal claims he read some liberal talking points here on Daily Kos. I want to assure you that Marge vetted Daily Kos thoroughly and it is 75% Republican with a small 25% 'Republican In Name Only' minority. Hal, our presence more than makes up for that.

Chuck vented about the double chocolate cupcakes my upstairs neighbor, Mrs. Davis (who we all know is a democrat) started baking for our meetings. He was concerned about them not being 'manly enough'. Chuck, I've eaten four of those delicious cupcakes, the sprinkles are delightful, and I assure you I am no less of a man nor have I become a 'RINO'.

Plus, after last week, I was ecstatic to see this Daily Kos site has fully embraced the slogan LGBTQ and I'm seeing it in other places too. Even Amazon now has an LGBTQ section. Our idea is taking off. Patriots. we are making a difference. Let's Get Brandon To Quit. 2024. We can do this.

I'm so excited about the young people we are bringing into our group, the new recruits, and TWO responses to the last newsletter. Since most of these go straight to the spam folder. (yes, guys, I know) I was ecstatic.

Please comment below with what you'll be bringing for the meeting next Friday evening. Marge is bringing her usual moonshine, and we have the cupcakes. Come on guys, step up!

We'll see you next week my fellow Crispin County Republicans Friday 6 PM at boyz will be boyz. Wear your new CCR shirts and caps. Any new recruits will also get a shirt and cap upon attendance. I’ll do a meeting recap next week.

I'm so proud to be your Crimson County Republican President and Leader, Frank.

Crispin County Republicans

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