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The Year 2035 [1]
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Date: 2023-08-31
The year is 2035 , six years after the nuclear Armageddon. The place is Wyoming. The ground suddenly opens with a round golden platform rising above the the smoke and flames surrounding it. In the middle stands a strange looking, orange colored, very old obese man with his aging but still much younger wife, introducing himself as David Dennison. He declares himself to be the only hope earthlings have to be great again. He immediately warns the zombie like earthlings that the aliens from Alpha Centauri have illegally come to Earth to murder and rape their women and steal what’s left of their stuff and to replace them. He claims they’ve made the once strong and great Earth the laughing stock of the galaxy if not the entire universe. Only he can stop this!!! Only he can “Make Earth Great Again!!!” Many zombies believe him but others, the smarter ones, aren’t so sure as it all seems so uncomfortably familiar. He promises to build a big beautiful cage like dome around the earth and the Alpha Centaurians will pay for it. The dumber zombies love it. The Make Earth Great Again movement is born. MEGA hats and flags go on sale. The now MEGA zombies with their new ridiculously giant flags with “Earth is for Earthlings ONLY” emblazoned on them and wearing their new MEGA hats unite behind David Dennison, seeing him as a true Earthling, not an EINO (Earthling in name only). Those strange little gray aliens have got to go, even though they haven’t hurt anyone or anything at all. They’re very peaceful. They’ve actually brought amazing technology and a sense of good will to Earth and all of its surviving inhabitants. If it wasn’t for the visitors technologies, David Dennison would have died fifteen years sooner and most living things wouldn’t have survived the holocaust.
An intelligent female survivor named Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez comes forward to expose David Dennison as the twice impeached, four times convicted totally disgraced ex con/ex president Donald Trump.
Denying that, he moves quickly to divide the galaxy!!! He intends to shadow the entire planet with his powers of darkness and deception.
He’s back!!!
AOC is his kryptonite. She shows herself to be much stronger and, unlike him, is highly intelligent. She’s the light that can dispel his darkness. He’s no match for her but with his sidekick, a little Indian guy named Vivek, he takes on the challenge. The battle between good and evil has returned.
Earth, the blue planet, once again has become the battlefield.
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