(C) Daily Kos
This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered.
. . . . . . . . . .
Woke Baby Book [1]
['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.']
Date: 2023-08-26
After a harrowing search through all of the dozens of anti-woke hate screeds I could find, I bought half a dozen books that support wokeness in varying forms. We begin with a treat that cannot be banned from school libraries, because it is for toddlers. Enjoy.
WOKE BABIES are up early. WOKE BABIES raise their fists in the air. WOKE BABIES cry out for justice. WOKE BABIES grow up to change the world.
You get twelve adorable two-page spreads, plus front and back covers, and lots of love and encouragement.
The book doesn’t get into what Woke Baby will need to be woke about, but that will come naturally, because Woke Mommy and Woke Daddy won’t be hiding it from him or her.
The Most Useless Anti-Woke Book in the World
Although it sort of pretends otherwise, actually trying to have it both ways.
A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this book will go toward the crusade to eliminate all remaining common sense and decency from our country.
The Woke Manual, by Stu Pidass. Self-published.
This is a series of the worst excuses for jokes, repeated endlessly.
After countless hours of research into identifying any benefits of being woke, it was determined there are none. To prevent the following blank pages from going to waste, please feel free to doodle as you please.
Well, in nine trivial variations. Woke culture, woke leadership, woke children…
Hallelujah! In the last chapter I have finally been able to identify something that woke people do to make our country better. They die.
Then we get 56 pages, alternately blank or with one line of text.
Stu Pidass is brilliant.
I am reminded, again, of a quip of Dorothy Parker.
Atlas Shrugged is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
But this book isn’t even worth throwing.
READERS & BOOK LOVERS SERIES SCHEDULE
If you’re not already following Readers and Book Lovers, please go to our homepage (link), find the top button in the left margin, and click it to FOLLOW GROUP. Thank You and Welcome, to the most followed group on Daily Kos. Now you’ll get all our R&BLers diaries in your stream.
[END]
---
[1] Url:
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/8/26/2189705/-Woke-Baby-Book
Published and (C) by Daily Kos
Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified.
via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds:
gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/
