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White to move and mate in two #393 — Squeeze Me [1]
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Date: 2023-08-17
… This is a work of fiction. All names and characters are either invented or used fictitiously, and the events described are mostly imaginary. However, the proliferation of Burmese pythons throughout South Florida—and their indiscriminate feeding habits—are accurately represented. ….
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The President’s Secret Service code name was “Mastodon.” He loved it.
“Perfect!” he’d boomed when he was told. “Fearless, smart, and tough.”
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On only his second day in the White House, the President had ordered his chief of staff to arrange a trip to the National Zoo for a close-up look at a real mastodon. The chief of staff wasn’t brave enough to tell the President the truth, so he cooked up a story that the zoo’s beloved mastodon herd was on loan to a wildlife park in Christchurch, New Zealand. …
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