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Trump and the Fourth Dimension [1]

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Date: 2023-08-07

By David Glenn Cox

“Let me take you down cause we’re going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.” Sunday is my day of penance and so I sentenced myself to watch Trump’s attorney du Jour interviewed on “Meet the Same old Press as payment for my weekly transgressions. I’ll be good from now on! I promise!

Trump’s attorney had the look of a New Jersey personal injury attorney with a touch of My Cousin Vinney thrown in on the side. “Why Donald Trump was only practicing his political free speech. And political free speech is the most freest kind of free speech there is. Prosecuting Donald Trump for being a patriotic American citizen just for speaking his mind, that’s attacking mom and apple pie. Might as well drag us off to the Gulag right now!”

At no time would Trump’s attorney use the terms, “JUSTICE DEPARTMENT” “STATE of GEORGIA” or “FBI.” He always said, the Biden Administration! Can we be adult about this and call the parties by their correct names Mr. Smelly head? It’s pretty childish when you think about it, for sure, but damn the torpedoes, I guess. Full speed ahead!

“We don’t have to prove anything. The burden of proof is on the Biden Administration!” Yes, you don’t have to prove anything. But the Justice Department is a coming with a whole yellow school bus full of witnesses. And if you think that all you have to do is just stand there and look stupid. Well, you’ll end up standing there and looking stupid. That stunt shit isn’t going to fly in court. It reminded me for all the world of a Sovereign Citizen.

They are a group of individuals deluded into believing they’ve found a loophole in the system and are therefore exempt from the law. Always with pointless arguments and repeating themselves. “I’m not driving, I’m traveling. I’m not engaged in any commerce. Some even have home-made handwritten car tags. “D.O.T. Exempt Private Property!” And they never ever win the argument. But they never stop with the façade. “I don’t have to talk to you! I don’t have to show you my ID or nothing!”

Most end up arrested when they could have walked away with a warning. “I know my rights! You’ll be sorry. I’m gonna sue you for a million gazillion dollars and you’ll never work in this town again Tirebiter! Every time you touch me; you owe me a million dollars. You touched me again! That’s another million you owe me.

But I toddled off to my little bed and though knowing better, I turned the AM radio. There’s excitement in the air on a Sunday night. I came across a preacher and he was lamenting the curse of lying. It was an epidemic in our society. The lies made by the Democrats and Joe Biden about poor Donald Trump. Moving on, was an amateur law school graduate of the Bisbee school of law and hobby center.

“What’s that Jack Smith thinking? Hasn’t he ever been to law school? Everyone can see, this is the case of Hamburger vs. Bunn. Why the Indiana Supreme Court ruled in 1893, that it was political free speech to burn down a neighbor’s barn, if he had made your cows go dry.

Moving on to, only the news you can get on Fox News. Nancy Pelosi told MSNBC, that “Donald Trump looked like a “sad puppy” getting out of the limo.” Trump is said to have responded with, “Pelosi was an insane psycho Bitch!” Who makes that a news story? Fox News! Trump also called Jack Smith an insane psycho too. “Sovereign Citizen.” Someone is stuck in a vocabulary loop. “Insane psycho bitch! Insane psycho bitch! Insane psycho bitch!

But there was another program, “That Jack Smith, he must be an IDIOT! He must not have gone to law school. Everyone knows this case is no different than Pleurisy v. Rico D. Influenza. The famous case from 1913, where the Mississippi Supreme Court ruled 17 to three it was political free speech to terrify the sharecroppers. But only if wearing their official white robes. Everybody is suddenly an attorney.

Pure unadulterated propaganda, repeated with the same message on different outlets on the same night. There is no question of Trump’s innocence. It is not even a possibility considered or mentioned. Anyone with contrary opinions are also never mentioned. Bill Barr former somewhat Attorney General said the prosecution of Trump was lawful and legitimate. But only their legal experts count. It is quite a coincidence that three AM radio outlets would spin the same message at the same time. Who is pulling the strings here? Who is paying for this?

The Trump legal team knows going in they are juggling chainsaws. Their plan is to discredit the verdict now before it comes! To get ahead of this. Make the message beyond partisan to political bullshit. “Why, I tell you, that Jack Smith must be a moron!” They want to give Jack Smith the old Dr. Fauci treatment. Character assassination from the clock towers of the 5,000 watt late night AM giants.

I could stop here, and you’d think you’d had enough. But I won’t short you! There was another program rightly called, “Beyond Belief” and it was as advertised. Seems this yoyo had written a book or something about moving on into the 4th dimension. And I’ve always wanted to go there! He sounded like the late Pee Wee Herman, petulant and not afraid of spreading it around thick. It has something to do with our vibrations. Some of us could move on to the greener pastures of the 4th dimension, and some of us were just vibrational defectives.

But the slow children had to remain behind inside the hollow moon. You think I’m kidding, don’t you? Every word is true. You see, the Venusians had been protecting the 52-star clusters in our galaxy for around two billion years. But they became careless and then the Martians. Oh boy, those Martians, is that another story or what? The Martians got it into their pointy little heads that the time had come for Mars to conquer the Universe.

Actually, it was rumored George Lucas might have been privy to the “Secret Space program.” You know all about that, don’t you? Star Wars has a lot in common with what unfortunately happened to the poor Martians. See, the Venusians had like a Death Star, but the Martians had no Luke Skywalker. The Mars you see today is the result of fucking around with them Venusians. I had to hand it to the guy. It would have been hard for me not to laugh, while spewing such nonsense across the landscape.

But it’s not hard to believe Donald Trump is innocent. If you also believe in Martians and Venusians fought it out in a winner, take all cage match. That the moon is hollow and filled with us vibrating rejects. But we’re moving on towards the 4th dimension sure enough.

The Joseph Goebbel’s Ghost Story hour. You can’t get to be that stupid all by yourself, you’ll need professional help. Water seeks its own level, doesn’t it?

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