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Will It Be Duh Santis, or Duh Donald [1]

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Date: 2023-08-01

"Just point," they'd say, "and it'll be like they was never here."

The thing about the difference betweeen Duh Santis and Duh Donald is that there is no difference between the two. Duh first Duh, he thought he'd get a leg up on Duh second Duh, by instituting his changes in Florida before Duh udder Duh has a chance to hit the WH and get on wid it. Duh Santis musta done some kinda quickstep, cause he showed people jist like it'll be wid Duh fg. Finished off HIS campaign bigtime, but lucky no one on duh right knew they was duh same Duhs. Doh!

So Duh First one made a meanie out Mickey and began his war on "people," certain kinds of people anyways, and well, a lotta people think of gays, and queens, and trans, and, bless 'em, even Jews and blacks and Asians, Europeans, Mexicans, and muslims as people, too. An' dat's jist not right. You know the problem widdat? When you think of EVERYBODY as people, it leaves nobody left to hate. I mean, who? Kids who wanta eat at school, old people who go to the doctor too much, veterans fucked up too much? You could try, but you'll find most people don't go for dat duh either.

So it was Trump, really who came up with People Who Hate People. "Just point," they'd say, "and it'll be like they was never here."Trump saw that it was good and he said, "I like dis................I think I will name them................... um ......................... mmm ahh ................ mmm a.....................mamama .......................ma ga, ya, ma ga." And he smiled, "Nothing will ever be the same......because of ma ga, an' me.....because of ma ga, an' Duh Donald."

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