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UFO Friend or Foe? [1]
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Date: 2023-07-27
By David Glenn Cox
So many whistleblowers, so few whistles. Congress held hearings yesterday into UAPs Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon. Also known as UFOs or space aliens. Only one problem, the Intelligence officer didn’t have any more knowledge on the subject than I do. He’s been told, and he’s heard from people who know. Me too! The basis of all rumors is he’s heard from someone who was there.
Dispensing the same information as an episode of “Unsolved Mysteries.” The government has been covering up the existence of UFOs and has biologics from a crashed UFO. Really? No fooling? Roswell? Gee, I never knew, who would have thunk it? Boy, if I’d waited in line to get into that hearing to hear this nothing burger, I would have been angry.
In a word, DUH! It is the most unsecret secret in human history. Movies, books and documentaries, ET, Close Encounters or Fire in the Sky. But how exactly is Hunter Biden wrapped up in all this? That’s what I want to know. Who hired this guy as an expert witness?
Taking a chapter from the film “The Day the Earth Still.” The Aliens retaliated by showing us what would happen if they shut down Mitch McConnell’s mind in mid speech. Clearly, Mr. McConnell is struggling. Yet no one on the other side of the aisle has mentioned Mitch stepping down.
But brace yourself, an Alien craft crashed outside Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947 and the government has been covering it up for all these years. I’ve always been somewhat relieved by this fact. Like something from a Far Side cartoon to come all this way from a galaxy far, far away only to crash in the desert. This factoid tells us something very important. The Aliens fuck up sometimes too. That’s nice to know!
You know, in the movies the Aliens always have this omnipotent superior knowledge, and humanity must wait for germs or Country Music to slay the Aliens.
The government has been covering it up because? What could they say without creating a panic. But the question isn’t what the government knows. The question is what do the Aliens want? Theories run rampant from the government knows all about them to the government doesn’t know anything about them. We don’t know enough to know what they want. But riddle me this Batman, if the government is all buddy, buddy with the Aliens. Why do they always scramble fighter jets?
Recently, an alleged Alien craft made a forced landing in the backyard outside Las Vegas. The residents of the home were terrified and called the police. Sounds crazy right? But there were witnesses and video of something falling from the sky in flames. “Put it in second gear Zinstrip!” The family quickly shut up about the incident because they were invaded not by Aliens, but by the world’s press. Forget Men in Black, look out for the men with microphones and cameras.
Newsflash! There are Aliens and they are here, and stories go back centuries. US soldiers fired on an Alien craft during the Korean War. Thinking it was some sort of Communist super weapon of Joe Stalin and the soldiers were struck by a blue light. The officer in charge of the unit, left all mention of the UFO from his combat report. Because he hoped to continue his career in the Army. His men were found to be suffering from radiation sickness two days later, and the officer and his men fessed up.
Joe Stalin issued an order for all sentries on duty to watch the sky. Stalin suspected UFOs were some sort of Capitalist super weapon and gave orders for fighter aircraft to shoot at any UFOs they might come across. That order stood until the Russians lost a few pilots and aircraft.
After the videos of Alien craft were backdoor declassified a few years ago, the government was forced to admit the existence of UAPs. Long after the horse was out of the barn. Back in the nineteenth century, an Alien craft was said to have struck a farmer’s windmill and crashed in Texas. The locals were said to have buried the lone occupant and to have given him or her a Christian burial. How comforting to know. But the grave marker was moved until nobody was sure of the original spot.
The Apollo 11 crew was followed on their way to the moon. The crew covertly asked mission control about the location of their booster rocket trying to reassure themselves. Mission control answered with a confused 1,100 miles behind you. “Okay, thanks gulp.”
An Irish legend written down 800 years ago said, “No man could tell if the Tutha De Danann were from Earth or sky.” Lugh was said to have a spear with a tip that glowed red and had to be kept in a bucket of water. The Egyptian God RA was said to have come to Earth in his silver ship which sailed across the heavens. A prince of the Tutha De Danann was said to have married a daughter of the Pharaoh in Egypt. Creative writing?
Years ago, my wife worked at a television station at night. She called me and said you have to come up here and see this. A local reporter had uploaded video from a cattle mutilation. (Pre Internet) The cow’s spine had been surgically removed. The hide on either side of the spine had been perfectly peeled back. One eyeball was missing, and the cow’s rectum had been removed in a precise square pattern. No blood and no tracks. Other cows had pieces of jaw bone and eyeballs missing like a surgeon had done it.
Personally, I took it as downright unfriendly. How much difference do Aliens see between cows and humans? I’m always amused by people who want to see the Aliens and UAPs. Do you also want to meet a lion in Africa or an alligator in the Everglades? Do you want to have a friendly conversation with Beelzebub?
If you ever want to feel powerless and terrified, wait until you see a UFO out in the country some night. Doing things terrestrial aircraft couldn’t possibly do. And knowing you are powerless, and no one could help you and no one could stop them, if they were to take an interest in you.
I’ve never heard a single UFO abductee say, “Oh, it was fun. They’re a great bunch of guys!”
But still the question remains, what does Hunter Biden know about this and when will he fess up?
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