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Brain inna Jar [1]
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Date: 2023-07-15
ODE TO A BRAIN IN A JAR
Oh, Brain, oh Brain in a Jar
What a hideus thing thou are!
Thy slimy wrinkled cortex
Flung to Science' mad vortex!
The bubbling chemicals, the Unholy stench,
The crackling sparks, thy jar on my bench!
To Knowledge, Evil God, a terrible sacrifice
The iron lung, the vitreous walls bind a life!
Prized from thy sutured vault of bone,
By my will locked into thy vat alone!
They'll call my experiment a loathsome crime,
Thy body cast aside,thy essence fixed in Time!
For what dost though complain,
Oh my beloved immortal Brain!
Together we seek where Gods darent go,
For I---I would dare all to Know!
Oh Brain, oh my sweet, lost Brain
Yet, despite all, we are the same!
One on the lab bench of lead
One trapped in my evil head!
Oh, my Mad hideous Brain!
HahahahHAHA!
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