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Insomniacs' Vent Hole [1]
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Date: 2023-06-16
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Whatado evraybody, whatado.
Things are getting better, they really are. Two leading economic indicators are muffin size and goo quotient. For the past 2 years the 4 packs of the muffins I buy kept getting smoler. There was a half inch gap between them. In the before times even that diamond in the middle was half that size. But happy days are here again. Look at these bad boys.
Lemon-raspberry nirvana
Back in ‘21 they were $5 a pack, now they are $7. There’s still work to do, inflation is tough foe.
In the before times, there was so much goo in the middle you could use a spoon to smear it around cover each half of a muffin. Then came the darkness, cutting one open yielded a small groove with a trace of red numminess. But now, we’re getting the spoons warmed up.
That, my friends, is a goo quotient of 50, solid.
It’s a goo day for America.
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