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Sarah - A Legend in her own time [1]
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Date: 2023-05-24
Sarah - A Legend in her own time
Seems the legend of Sarah might’ve begun much earlier than any of us would know, had I or any number of people spoken up, but each instead decided to protect her from herself, not realizing the potential for real harm that she possessed, or possessed her. Few people know about this little ditty early in the life of America's favorite maverick imbecile vp wannabe. But I know, because I was there. And I stand now.
During the Miss Alaska beauty pageant, following her win in the Miss Wasilla, there actually was precedent that should've raised red flags as to Sarah Palin's character and odd and radical modus operandi when under pressure to succeed. In fact, as she was answering those obligatory questions about fulfilling her roll if she were to be coronated, I snuck through the first of the narrow corridors between the spartan wooden chairs lined left to right starting just behind the judges’ table. From there I stretched beneath those chairs nearest judges 3 and 4 and my recorder picked up some startlingly interesting conversation…’If I was Miss Wassa, Alassa, um, Miss Alaska, I would work tiredlessly for world peace...'
"I'm not so sure about this one Charlie, I think there's more here than meets the eye; seems to be a darker side she hasn't done a very good job of hiding."
"Oh, you think she had something to do with the bra switch in the semis?"......an' concentrate on the things that are most important to the citizens of Alassska...'
"Well, you have to admit it's kinda hard to get a 36D into a 34C and have it not stand out in the evening gown event..."
"Haha, it WAS kinda funny watching her run off the stage in them heels, trying to stuff the suckers back in."...'children's books, special needs, teenage pregnancy, juv'nile d’linquency...'
"Yeah, talk about wardrobe malfunction; now THAT was a pair o' nipples not to be forgotten..."...'law enforcement and ethics in government...'
"Yeah, well, there were only three contestants left at that point, and I can't imagine that it coulda been Miss Juneau, what with her having her own problems in the talent portion..."...'Anwar and Bristol Bay...'
"Oh yeah, the Crazy Glue on the tuba mouthpiece, almost forgot about that..."...'polar bears and the Alaskan wolf...'
"Well, that wasn't the half of it; whoever it was waterbased her eyeshadow had a cold cold heart..."...'religious diversity...'
“Looked like a friggin clown when she started crying, black running down her cheeks and dripping off her chin, 'n her lips stuck like that..."...'and give something very special of myself back to native Alassskins...'
“The oomp-pha oomp-pha oomp-pha did keep a comical beat as she was running in frantic circles like a frightened mouse looking for someone to help.
"I think we oughta just disqualify her outright and send her back to Wasilla where she belongs."
"Yeah, I know you're right; but Charlie, this'd be a cloud that'd hang over her head for life; she'd be the laughingstock of Wasilla, all of Alaska. Besides, she doen't have any talent, no brain that I've seen; it's not like she's gonna have any relevance outside her kitchen curtains...where the hell is she gonna get into anymore trouble? Plus she's so friggin..."
"Congenial?"
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