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Glory to the Peoples Republic of Belgorod [1]
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Date: 2023-05-22
The shortest war in world history was the Anglo-Zanzibar War of 1896 between Great Britain and the African island Sultanate of Zanzibar. It lasted about 40 minutes.
The war (excuse me, special military operation) to liberate the Peoples Republic of Belgorod has already surpassed that benchmark and is likely to continue for …. well, at least till tomorrow.
The world’s 202nd country probably won’t last as long as the Free State of Jones. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Russian Volunteer Corps and the Free Legion of Russia beat a hasty retreat back into Ukraine in time for breakfast.
So while the Peoples Republic is still a thing — and Twitter runs amok with sarcasm — let’s celebrate it.
The UK has already offered two Challenger tanks.
This is technically not an attack inside Russia in violation of American wishes. It is a war to drive the Russian occupiers from the Peoples Republic of Belgorod.
I wouldn’t mess with the dude with the beard.
x Russian soldiers of the Russian Volunteer Corps send greetings from the Belgorod region. pic.twitter.com/zjHlimIfVj — NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 (@NOELreports) May 22, 2023
Naturally, there are T-shirts. I’m waiting for the official coffee mug.
x Should we do a flag too? — Saint Javelin (@saintjavelin) May 22, 2023
And every special military operation needs a corresponding marketing campaign.
x ⚪️🔵⚪️ "Belgorod without Putin", "Belgorod will be free" leaflets are hung up in the Russian city of Belgorod informing civilians of the approaching civil war.#russia #RussiaIsCollapsing #Belgorod #BelgorodPeoplesRepublic #Bilhorod pic.twitter.com/zRKKx25Ni5 — Intermarium 24 (@intermarium24) May 22, 2023
The Peoples Republic of Belgorod does need a national anthem. Just sayin’.
x Guys, since this tweet, become kind of viral, I just want to clarify that it's an irony 😁 there are so many funny videos from Zelenskyi's past, that it would be a crime not to use them to make fun of Russians ☺️ Doble check all the information on the Internet, especially Twitter… — Mykhailo Lavrovskyi (@Lavrovskyi) May 22, 2023
Russia should be willing to cede the Belgorod Oblast in the name of peace.
x I call on the leaders of the east to push russians to negotiate the status of Bilhorod and Kursk people's republic! pic.twitter.com/jfTW08kTmn — ✙🍉 Constantine 🍉✙ (@Teoyaomiquu) May 22, 2023
x new peace plan just dropped pic.twitter.com/RxgfQmkbqI — Dylan Burns 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 (@DylanBurns1776) May 22, 2023
x I stand with Bilhorod People's Republic anyone who supports a peaceful resolution in the Russo-Ukrainian war should stand up with the people of the BPR demand immediate ceasefire in the BPR and withdrawal of all Russian troops from Ukraine and the BPR and immediate negotiations… pic.twitter.com/lfsupSp5Sm — Intelschizo (@OSINTMISCIF) May 22, 2023
Moscow is under attack! Surrender Putin!
x The so-called flag of free Russia was noticed in Moscow. pic.twitter.com/XtP2C2UTbJ — NEXTA (@nexta_tv) May 22, 2023
Why does NATO continue to deny membership to the Peoples Republic?
x BPR belongs in the EU pic.twitter.com/OvVFZSzJdO — SunTanMan (@coolsuntanman) May 22, 2023
Tankies are reaching new levels of histrionics.
x If these reports are accurate, a US-backed land invasion of Russia is currently underway — Michael Tracey (@mtracey) May 22, 2023
Don’t forget the F-16s and the ATACMS.
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