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White to move Mate in two #302 Bismarck is in North Dakota [1]

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Date: 2023-03-23

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The Night the Lights went out in Bismarck

No dates will be given. No names revealed. Only the motive will be disclosed: we invaded the United States of America to obliviate forever the repulsive scourge of Mount Rushmore. All is true.

Tȟuŋkášila Šákpe --Six Grandfaters.

First off, fuck Rushmore! Second, our plan, and we were a dedicated force of dedicated people, dedicated to force, and people...failed.

I forget how it first began, but eventually we all agreed we were no longer in Canada, and maybe almost certainly in North Dakota.

Oh jees, hey... Dakotas?

We drank a lot of what they called beer, and they didn't mind our "funny money" -- so everything was cool. We celebrated (which I am sure of because everybody said so) then caught a bus home, and from time to time, rekindled our dedication. I got a tattoo.

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