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What if people at FOX were treated the way they treat immigrants? (warning, offensive language) [1]

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Date: 2023-03-13

To be clear, this is SATIRE. I have nothing against the Irish, Catholics or Australians. The pejoratives terms contained herein are used solely in a satirical manner and if anybody is actually offended, you have my sincere apologies.

Given the rhetoric with which FOX lambasts immigrants, I thought maybe they should be subjected to a little of their own. A couple of examples are given below.

To Sean Hannity:

Mr. Hannity, why the hell don’t you go back to Ireland where you belong you fucking bogtrotter? You god-damned immigrants coming over here, taking jobs away from real Americans, Americans who didn’t arrive on a potato barge filled with sweaty unwashed ignorant donkeys. You Paddies make me sick. Maybe if your Taig fathers didn’t get blind drunk and rape their Biddies every night so that they pop out a child once a week, Ireland might be fucking habitable for you fucking Papists. Get your ass back to the Emerald Isle you frigging Mick. We don’t want your kind in America. We don’t need a bunch of drunken whore-mongering Catholic peasants smelling of rotting potatoes with pigshit on their feet and whiskey on their breath trying to replace REAL Americans.

Signed,

An American Patriot.

To: Rupert Murdoch

Mr. Murdoch: It’s well past time you got your dingofucking Aussie ass back where it belongs, in Kangarooland. We already have enough criminals in this country without importing them from a country where EVERYONE has a criminal background. I’m sure you miss shagging koala bears and beating up the Aborigines, so be a good little swagman and piss off back to Australia like a good little drongo hey?

Signed,

An American Patriot.

And once again I reiterate that the above is satire and does NOT reflect the views of the author regarding Irish, Catholics, or Australians. He does however think that the soi-disant ‘reporters’ at, and the owner of, FOX News (hah!) Network should have their mouths thoroughly scrubbed with soap.

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