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Severe Medical Condition About To Infect Republicans In 2024 [1]

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Date: 2023-03-11

THIS HOT OFF THE WIRE — Republicans are frantically searching for an adequate supply of Benzodiazepine as this is the most commonly used medication for Trump withdrawal syndrome now being heralded as the next pandemic that will hit the United States sometime in early2024.



Trump withdrawal causes DTs (delirium tremens a.k.a. Donald Trump (DT) withdrawal syndrome). This variant of the well documented alcohol withdrawal cause of the DTs is a more severe type of withdrawal which usually starts about 2 to 3 days after someone who’s dependent on Fox News suddenly finds the information being fed to them is no longer a big lie or no longer available because their favorite hosts like Hannity or Carlson or Ingraham have been fired by Murdoch. In effect their supply of addictive fake news has been removed.



Trump withdrawal DTs usually lasts for 2to 3 days, but symptoms may linger for months if not through several election cycles. It is thought that about 25% of Republicans will suffer from Trump withdrawal and will get DTs. If untreated, this political form of delirium tremens can cause a heart attack, stroke, and even death.



One of the main contributing factors in acquiring this variant is the election losses caused by Donald Trump, which are massively depressing to Republicans. Republicans are so much so affected that it slows Republican brain and nervous system functions. It is postulated that when a Republican suddenly stops having Donald Trump as their fearless winning leader after such a long period of praising his verbal abuses, that their brain and nervous system can’t adjust quickly. Republican brains then get over stimulated.



The Trump variant of delirium tremens can cause the body temperature, breathing, or blood circulation to change quickly. This could lead to life-threatening complications like slurred speech, severe neck strain from nodding the head incessantly while at a Trump rally, inability to focus on or read English, often associated with dizziness, when carrying a Trump sign upside down right next to the Holy Bible, or taking your life into ones own hands by threatening to punch out someone much bigger than you at the Trump rally in order to gain recognition from the leader. Republicans have also been known to hyperventilate.



There is no known cure for this depression triggered Trump form of delirium tremens and it could linger far longer than it is thought long COVID is expected to affect people.



Science is working hard to try and understand why Democrats do not seem to be affected by the loss of Donald Trump from the political landscape and seem to be immune from Trump withdrawal DTs. Currently the renowned Dr. Fauci believes it may be some form of Democrat herd immunity.

Caution: STANDARD DISCLAIMER ….. The author has only heard rumors of this syndrome and has not personally investigated it nor does the author have a medical license and does not prescribe any treatments for this syndrome. The author has heard that many many many people know about this syndrome and is going on their recollections as the basis for reporting this, including the comments made by Dr. Fauci which cannot be attributed directly to Dr. Fauci but are thought to have been heard by someone at sometime in someplace being utterly uttered by Dr. Fauci, either in reality or in a dream, and are being reported here to give some sense of credibility to this article. The author of this article disavows they have had any contact with any sane Republicans when concocting this important news article. Any text or wording or similarity to any other medical article related to DTs is a coincidence. No AI programs were used to generate this important and semi-factual but slightly skewed article. All information contained herein is the intellectual property of the author. This disclaimer must be issued along with any retransmitted, recited, retracted, or reread forms of this highly regarded original text. No animals were harmed in the creation of this article.

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