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Morning Open Thread. What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing. [1]
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Date: 2023-03-04
What’s the difference between ice cream and your advice? -- I asked for the ice cream.
Gathered from a few different netzources, here’s some funnies.
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What’s the difference between a good idea and a bad idea?
Your opinion.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What’s the difference between a pencil and someone you’re arguing with?
The pencil has a point.
What’s the difference between a hopeless romantic and an Italian exterminator?
One chases romance, the other chases Rome ants.
What’s the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna? You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.
What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
In case you missed it in the video:
German sushi
What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!”. A professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?
February 14th.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
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What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
What’s the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Kids won’t eat broccoli.
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a filthy, slimy, scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other is a fish. * * * * * BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA… I found Philomena Cunk before my son did. Miracles do happen! x x YouTube Video
This next one is just “Whag the fug, ovah?”
NEVER pay attention to the hype in advertising. It’s all bullshit, all the time.
Finally...
“I give this nonsense diary my seal of approval.”
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