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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over... [1]

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Date: 2023-03-04

The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

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A great line from a great scene in a great movie… from 28 Days Later.

Tied only with 2 other great lines from a great movie of the same genre, Shaun of the Dead….

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There’s a girl in the garden What In the garden there’s a girl.

And one other, least but far from least…..

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3 great clips from 3 great movies

Do you have any other favorite quotes or lines from horror flicks?

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