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To the barricades for the M&M spokescandies [1]

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Date: 2023-01-23

We will not allow spokescandies to be destroyed bytthe anti-work mob. They are out trash chocolate heritage, our legacy. To the barricades I say. This must not stand.

Sung to the tune of “Do you hear the people sing”

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Do you hear the crunching in the distance, down the street

It is the crunching of a candy that will not be denied

It I follow the smell of chocolate there we will meet

The spokecandies that bring up Halloween and Christmas on the side

I can see the glint of high heels as the drums begin to sound

Reminding me that Maya Rudolph is always just to loud

The fact the M&Ms spokescandies to not have a gender

Makes me want to go on a trash chocolate bender

The spokescandies are not lost, we will remember

The confusion of the spokescandies watching television forever

We will protect our cheap chocolate and those who represent

I will make sure to attend the next spokecandies event

Do you hear the crunching in the distance, down the street

It is the crunching of a candy that will not be denied

It I follow the smell of chocolate there we will meet

The spokecandies that bring up Halloween and Christmas on the side

I can see the glint of high heels as the drums begin to sound

Reminding me that Maya Rudolph is always just to loud

The fact the M&Ms spokescandies to not have a gender

Makes me want to go on a trash chocolate bender

The spokescandies are not lost, we will remember

The confusion of the spokescandies watching television forever

We will protect our cheap chocolate and those who represent

I will make sure to attend the next spokecandies event

M&M spokescandies FUEVA!!!!!!!!

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