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Insomniacs' Vent Hole with James Corden [1]

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Date: 2023-01-20

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Whatado evraybody, whatado.

Picks: KC, Phi, Buf, 9ers

Mahomes, Jones, Allen, Purdy, Samuels, McCaffery

Fucking cat. Went to the fridge this morning, opened the door and then sensed motion above me. Hey Dad, what ya looking for? It’s almost 4 feet straight up from the nearest jump spot.

In the past three weeks I have found the following items on the floor at the foot of my bed. TP nosewipe roll (shredded) twice, Dish remote, lighter-three times, Walgreens red nose from a kitchen cabinet, can koozie-three times, 2 different spice jars and ball caps. One morning I found a collection of left-over fast-food napkins from the bottom shelf of a cupboard scattered over the counter and floor. I think I need kid-safe latches on all my cupboard doors. My Bose radio has an on/off touch-spot on top which now has a thick pad of paper on it so it’s still off in the morning.

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