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White to move Mate in two #238 [1]
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Date: 2023-01-18
UPDATED *all chess puzzles provided by DKos member lobachevsky* UPDATED
* This puzzle was updated to correct 7 pm CST -- sorry to be tardy *
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini
Holding out a crisp twenty he says, "Bartender, bring me a banana martini."
The bartender is stunned: in all his years of bartending, he has never seen a gorilla patron. Or heard a talking gorilla. Or mixed a banana martini. Or seen a gorilla who knew how to count money. This gave him an idea.
After mixing the drink, he took the $20 bill and stuck it in the register. Doubting the gorilla's ability to count change, he hands the gorilla back $1, even though he knew full well the drink was only $7.50. The gorilla says nothing.
After a while, the bartender just can't control his curiosity any longer. He approaches the gorilla and says, "You know, I can't help but say... in all my years, I've never so much as seen a gorilla walk into a bar, let alone serve one a drink!"
To which the gorilla replies, "At $19 a drink, I'm surprised you have any customers at all!"
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