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My Dad's favourite Joke [1]
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Date: 2023-01-13
Jack MacKenzie, an engineer, dies, and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his Book and says, "Ah, you're that engineer? Sir, you're in the wrong place." So the engineer is sent to the Depths of Hell and is so consigned.
Pretty soon the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the abominable level of comfort in Hell, so Jack begins designing and building improvements. In time, all of Hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, and broadband wireless.
As so He at His choosing may do, within an infinite eternity, God communicates to Satan, asking, "So, how's it going down in Hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We now have air conditioning, flushing toilets, and broadband wireless. Why there's no telling what my engineer, Jack MacKenzie, will come up with next." God replies "What? You've got Jack MacKenzie? That's a mistake, he never should have been sent down there. Release him to Me!"
Satan says, "No way. It's nice having an engineer on my staff. I'm keeping him." God replies, "Send him up here or I'll sue you." Satan laughs and answers, "Yeah, right. And, just where are You going to find a lawyer?"
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