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How Do You Solve a Problem Like McCarthy? [1]
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Date: 2023-01-09
He climbs the Hill and bleats until
He counts up to fifteen
He quotes the Founding Fathers
But can't fathom what they mean
And underneath his wimple
He's popping like a pimple
The most ungodly mess you've ever seen!
How do you solve a problem like McCarthy?
How do you make him put the gavel down?
How do you make a mensch out of McCarthy?
And get him to stop acting like a clown?
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him.
Many a thing he ought to understand.
How to send him back to school
And no longer play the fool
To pull his empty head out of the sand?
How do you solve a problem like McCarthy
Before his dark crusade gets out of hand?
How do you solve a problem like McCarthy?
How do you save the country from his bile?
He constantly defends
His desperate fascist friends
Then lies and cheats and does it with a smile!
How do you solve a problem like McCarthy?
How do you make a worthless man worthwhile?
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