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Kari Lake goes full bananapants, calls herself the 'duly elected governor' of Arizona [1]
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Date: 2023-01-05
Here’s a new strategy for Kevin McCarthy as he gradually realizes he should have spent the past 15 years working on the world’s largest ball of twine instead of trying to be speaker of the House: He should just say he won and is already speaker! Italian satellites have downlinked to Matt Gaetz’s head and are forcing him to do weird things. A loose, feral panda ate a shipment of bamboo ballots and has been crapping out counterfeit Boebert brains like watermelon Pez.
Dude! Just say you won! After all, mouth-frothing delusion is the Republican way.
Enter Kari Lake, the answer to a question no one has asked for almost two months now. Her Arizona gubernatorial bid ended in mid-November, but she’s persisted in her delusions with a Trumpian tenacity that would be simply adorable coming from a 6-year-old. The difference being that a 6-year-old would eventually move on to more productive endeavors, like eating random wads of Play-Doh and refusing to climb into the back of Ted Cruz’s windowless white van.
But Lake has shown no such maturity, and as the actual Arizona governor-elect, Katie Hobbs, prepared to be inaugurated on Thursday, Lake was once again raging against the dying of the filtered light.
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