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Tweets of the Year 2022 [1]
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Date: 2023-01-02
I've been doing Tweets of the Week for 6 ½ years now, but I’ve never taken the time to put together a Tweets of the Year. I am correcting that oversight today.
One thing I noticed in going back over 2022’s entries is how many of the accounts I cited no longer exist. I guess we all know the reason for that, but it was kind of sad nonetheless. Still, there are enough good folks still left on Twitter, and more than enough rightwing idiocy to make fun of, so I guess we’ll be able to do another of these yearly roundups next year as long as Twitter and I survive that long.
Anyway, here’s a look back at the best tweets I could find last year. I hope you enjoy them.
x That moment you realize your meth was laced with *something* pic.twitter.com/njIxtGH3rc — Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) January 6, 2022
x Happy to help: You fill it with live bees and then put it over your eyes. — Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin) January 20, 2022
x The kid with the gums?
No dad, that’s Eric. I’m Don Jr.
Ivanka’ s pal?
No dad. That’s Jared. Don Jr.
Kroger Ivanka ? No dad, that’s Tiffany. I’m your SON, Don Jr.
*scrolling phone* Son…son…Ah here it is! Byron? Er. Barron?
NO! DON JR.!
Ok whatever, how much can you donate? — 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℙ𝕚𝕩𝕖𝕝 ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕥 ⭐️ (@Cheap_Knockoff) January 27, 2022
x btw this is not an anti-gun post this is a pro-big-wooden-hammer post. the second amendment covers both — america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) February 1, 2022
x Like John Wayne Gacy, he's only a clown some of the time. pic.twitter.com/6aqQrDUZ75 — Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) February 7, 2022
x Advice for young people:
1. wear no shoe shine
2. get toe jam football
3. get monkey finger
4. shoot Coca-Cola
5. say I know you, you know me
6. one thing I can tell you is you got to be free
https://t.co/WRrr4b6T5d — A.R. (Actually Republic) Moxon (@JuliusGoat) February 20, 2022
x In our divided world it's nice to see opposing news outlets come together to report on the important issues. pic.twitter.com/01cSrT2oGD — LyDiA BuGg (@YouKnowLydia) February 22, 2022
x Lauren Boebert thinks LSAT is Spanish for sitting. — Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) March 3, 2022
x thank you! finally. my work is done here.
https://t.co/ks8hhBi44y — ani difranco (@anidifranco) March 11, 2022
x First Science, and now Math. MAGA’s struggles continue. pic.twitter.com/aRAM50k5bK — Kyle Keegan (@realKyleKeegan) March 16, 2022
x No straight people until age 21, you heard the lady pic.twitter.com/p4q3HQJ66o — Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) April 2, 2022
x “It became clear to us that he would bring great value to our Board.”
https://t.co/koXEthSjCE pic.twitter.com/clLGUqL6qB — Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) April 5, 2022
x The title is “The End of Men.” It’s totally about butts. — The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) April 16, 2022
x Advice to women: Be nice, not too nice, don’t give mixed signals, don’t smile, smile more, don’t wear that, or that, say this, but not that, be gentle with their emotions.
Women: Ok.
Advice to men: Don’t sexually harass women.
Men: That’s a lot to remember. — The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 22, 2022
x No. We’re not concerned about this in the least.
https://t.co/dFflZo96RN — Rachel Vindman 🌻 (@natsechobbyist) April 27, 2022
x Stop fat shaming Donald Trump
https://t.co/T5X6A8Dt6R — Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) May 3, 2022
x Rumor has it that Lauren Boebert was conceived backstage at The Jerry Springer Show. — Mayo 🌻 (@MayoIsSpicyy) May 12, 2022
x Loosing is a typo? Woke ass fingers. — Ian Fortey Wrote 'bout Raptors (@IanFortey) May 20, 2022
x Trader Joe
https://t.co/4U1gHTuuqH — Windsor Mann (@WindsorMann) May 26, 2022
x Yes, the Cheech & Chong rampage devastated our country and who can forget the Willie Nelson massacre? The threat that some stoner might go one toke over the line has made anyone sitting downtown in a railway station venerable to violence.
https://t.co/QixKhPgCfH — Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) June 1, 2022
x Jan 6th Committee releases footage of Mitch McConnell crawling to safety. pic.twitter.com/mKwDsXAoaF — Woodrow Peel (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) June 6, 2022
x People are going to mock this, but the first time I injected pot into my eye I literally killed 11 people using the power of Greyskull, and now I'm forced to live in the place between sacred silence and sleep, the disorder is nearly constant. DIsorder, disorder! DISORDER! — Mason Pelt (@masonpelt) June 12, 2022
x When I was suicidal, I had a therapist say to me “Do you really want Mitch McConnell to outlive you?” That thought alone has been more helpful in my mental health journey than anything else. — Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) June 20, 2022
x Trump, Flynn, Stone, Meadows, the lot of them, they should all be lined up and pantsed. — Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) June 29, 2022
x im a proud tesla employee. do i work 13 hour days? yes. is my job to keep elon from biting wires? sure. do i have to bring a bucket of decoy wires to throw him off the scent of important ones? you bet. was the guy before me impaled by a forklift? legally i cant say. nevertheless, — soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) July 6, 2022
x Venn Diagrams are fun... pic.twitter.com/pfXEwjpsPq — Evil MoPac (@EvilMopacATX) July 14, 2022
x Josh Hawley sprinted like his mama was home early & he forgot to take out the chicken
Like Ted Cruz trying to catch a flight to Mexico
Like how Jim Jordan ran from those abuse accusations
Like he was bowling & he heard Lauren Boebert say “Honey, come show’em your dick!” pic.twitter.com/3TeOTN6LFO — Michael Harriot (@michaelharriot) July 22, 2022
x Hell yeah I’m down with MAGA
Marijuana
And
Great
Asses — Dr. Bucky Isotope, Holiday Enthusiast (@BuckyIsotope) August 6, 2022
x I repeat, libertarians are white guys who discovered Ayn Rand and masturbation around the same time.
https://t.co/kkdVvnhgmm — The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) August 19, 2022
x This is like John Gotti tweeting "RICO!" pic.twitter.com/rdX3SOHFID — George Conway🌻 (@gtconway3d) August 25, 2022
x I'm beginning to think there isn't gonna be an Apprentice reboot — Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 31, 2022
x Hey MAGAs, it’s your duty. I don’t make the rules🤷♀️ pic.twitter.com/sbuXa6TtqN — Kaylan_TX-ish (@Kaylan_TX) September 7, 2022
x "if you were to use a chainsaw on your crotch i might have to retreat to my liberal safe space, please do not do that." — Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 16, 2022
x the real way to own the left would be a total ban on assault rifles. the left would be so mad if you confiscated the assault rifles and melted them down. it would cause people in liberal enclaves to completely lose their shit. dont ever do this. — Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 16, 2022
x Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed they can get with a stolen catalytic converter. — Peter J. Yianilos (@artysan) September 20, 2022
x Maybe he got tired of wearing the orange mask when they had sex.
https://t.co/Y3G7zp5cg4 — The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) September 29, 2022
x "Car accident deaths are unevenly distributed among seatbelt wearers and non-seatbelt wearers, but experts are still puzzling over why these differences exist." 🥴 — Statistrician (@statistrician) October 6, 2022
x Aryan vs. Predator
https://t.co/rtJILnjZ2K — Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 15, 2022
x Actual live feed from inside Lauren Bobert's head.
https://t.co/k1X2AIVCJJ — Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) October 20, 2022
x Her name is Dolly Parton.
https://t.co/ZUMbyjzZIo — A.R. (Actually Republic) Moxon (@JuliusGoat) October 27, 2022
x Russian state media: Finns are dying of cold due to cutting ties with Russia.
Finns: pic.twitter.com/2yEZVGuPnt — Very Finnish Problems (@VFinnishProbs) November 1, 2022
x Go duck yourself. — John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) November 10, 2022
x The people are happy to be holding another erection.
https://t.co/RRlUMJ5uxj — John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 23, 2022
x To be fair…
Most erections are about the people. — Michael Harriot (@michaelharriot) November 25, 2022
x Can we ask this horse talk to Don Jr about cocaine?
https://t.co/ZSUxjRHQJ4 — Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) December 7, 2022
x The target audience for Trump NFTs trying to buy a Trump NFT pic.twitter.com/M7NHadIAoJ — Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) December 15, 2022
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