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Date: 2022-12-28
Elon Musk will announce that he will have the technology perfected in 2 years for humans to interbreed with bots. Mainstream media will dutifully repeat this as fact. Musk will pledge to name his first bot-child P@$$w0rd. It will be revealed that he has another child with a (human) employee, named “Laugh-cry emoji.”
137 Republicans will spend the year jockeying to be TFG’s vice-presidential nominee. The only one to run against him in a primary will be Pence, who will get 2 votes (Mother, and the fly). TFG will announce George Santos as his running mate. When it’s revealed that Santos is underage and a citizen of Mars, the Supreme Court will rule that he’s actually JFK Junior. QAnon believers will swoon.
The usual pundits will obsess over which Democrats will run for president if Biden doesn’t run for a second term. Josh Barro will tweet constantly about how Chelsea Clinton hasn’t specifically denied that she will run, and when she does deny it, Barrow will continue to pick apart her wording. Biden will run for a second term.
Texas will eliminate the middle-woman and criminalize pregnancy.
There will be 57 new social media platforms, including ones specializing in morse code, semaphore, and meow. All of them will be ruined by bots and right-wing trolls.
Rudy Giuliani will announce a press conference at The United Nations, later clarifying that it’s at a Nations restaurant on the United Airlines concourse. The announcement will be that he’s selling digital trading cards of his now-revoked law license.
Time travel will be discovered. Or has been discovered. Or will have been about to be….never mind.
Tara will eat a lotta chocolate and read a lotta books.
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