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Here's a story that's gaining some traction [1]

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Date: 2022-12-04

Watch that last step. It's a doozy!

Unlike our protagonist, who it was reported failed miserably in a recent descent of traditional means.

Traveling elegantly through time and space when you're engaging wholesale in a death to your enemies spiral of sheer madness may elude you, like the military and political victory you so dearly covet.

In fact, it is possible that aspiration may indeed circle back to haunt you, or trip you up, at the least.

Truly dramatic events for Putin took place in the evening at his residence," the report says, once translated from Russian. "Going down the stairs, Putin stumbled and fell to the fifth point, after which he fell on his side and slid down a couple of steps. The incident took place in front of the president's bodyguards, who quickly reacted and rushed to Putin's aid."

Was he hoping for some much more graceful acrobatics? Did he fail on that front yet again? Did the Cossacks set out to purposely damage his coccyx?

inVoluntary Pootin has a small fall

Putin suffers from oncology of the gastrointestinal tract, as a result of which he already experiences serious problems with digestion, and as a result of the fall, as it turned out, the main blow fell on the coccyx, which probably caused sharp pain, provoking involuntary defecation," the report adds.

The source for this cautionary tale may be suspect, though there's an indication lately the putterbutt’s theater reminiscent of the silent film era is leaking like a sieve. Much like the villain of whom I write is purported to have done.

According to CBS Austin, informants within Putin's security team through Telegram are the original source. The user "General SVR" is alleged to be maintained by a former Russian spy.

The plot therefore thickens, and I'll refrain from making any perceived comparison to actual events on that score.

I will note that is not the only good news that was disseminated, and am delighted to add there was some distressing news shared with the pooter just prior to his acting out in such unpleasant fashion. Apparently someone deigned to get real with the poseur by honestly sharing details on the dire straits the little Russia economy shrinks toward.

Seriously. Someone told him some semblance of the truth? That would indeed be traumatizing.

But wait! There's Mohr!

In the afternoon, Putin was upset by the news from the front," the report claims. "Promises by the leadership of the military bloc to capture several settlements before the start of winter, including Bakhmut (called Artemovsk in reports to Putin) in the Donetsk region of Ukraine, were not realized. Moreover, yesterday the leadership of the military bloc was not ready to guarantee the president a significant advance on any sector of the front before the New Year."

Suffice it to say that putzer supreme is quite butthurt, in more ways than one.

Hope you enjoyed this tidbit, thank you for reading— please be extra careful out there and watch your step.

ed note: I’ve been encouraged to strengthen the points throughout the above article where I state ‘it was reported,’ (first paragraph); ‘The source for this cautionary tale may be suspect,’ and ‘the villain of whom I write is purported to have done,’ (seventh graph); and the complete eighth paragraph in its entirety. We’re in the salt mines here, to expand on a Sumnerism, and as I wasn’t there, I’m sharing these ideas and reports second and third hand— getting any real and verified ‘news’ from the Russia is always challenging, and in this case, a slippery slope. Thanks for your understanding and support.

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