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Thanksgiving Day in Hell [1]
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Date: 2022-11-24
Satan's minions gather at Hell's banquet hall.
Beelzebub is happy; they all will have a ball.
Things are looking up down there; there's laughter in the ranks;
As they think of their success, they joyfully give thanks.
They're grateful for the NRA that's sold so many guns
The USA's awash with them; their daughters and their sons
Are sacrificed to their new god, Amendment Number Two.
Although some weep with bitter tears, there's nothing they can do.
AK-47s decorate their Christmas cards;
It's the latest fashion in sending best regards.
The Devil taps the microphone and starts to give a speech:
"My children, I'm feel pride today; the doctrine that we teach,
That violence is sacred and no one's life is worth a damn,
Is catching on like wildfire in the land of Uncle Sam.
What I want to stress to you is simply keep it up
And join me as I raise in gratitude the brimming cup.
Let's drink to the Republicans who've answered our desires
And when they die will join us in these infernal fires."
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