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Loonatiksgiving: a diarython. Bad jokes, stale punions, Shaggy dogs? B-KOS we can [1]

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Date: 2022-11-23

Alone in your lagoon? Try a-virtual-loon. That's me on the left, in it up to my webs

No, they are NOT loons though you might think so if you didn’t recognize them as sandhill cranes.

So reading a few diaries I saw mentioned that a number of you fellow loons are home aloon for the holiday. There are a Melange of reasons, from health concerns... to that annoying loonatic Larry who had to talk pollyticks among the nonbelievers, or preferences as is my own instance: I am a recluse with a ton of dogs and cats and therefore have no need for (humans) companions and if I did need any, well I gots birds, too. And fish. But the fish are koi.

So here’s a Tday blog-along following the lions of a certain cat lover last weekend. Bad jokes, poor stories, (especially shopping disaster stories) and cat & dog jokes are sometimes best friends. The rules. THERE ARE NO RULES, ‘cept the Kos proscriptions against being really rude, or unfriendly. So, follow along and permit me to start with a groaner or sew. (I do love spuds jokes)

What's the most served dish at Thanksgiving dinner? commentators. (common taters)

I had a lazy kangaroo, we named her Pouch Potato.

Why’d the potato go to the doctor's office? Wasn’t peeling well.

Is that a potato in your pants or are you happy to see me? No: is potato.

A hearse pulled by two horses goes by, followed by a dog, then 26 women. A bystander asks the last one, ‘What happened?’ ‘Well that is my friend's very healthy but fairly mean husband up to the day he died. She got a pet dog for him that morning and he died a short time later.” The bystander, a middle-aged woman asked the other, “Where do I get a dog like that?” The other answers. “Get in line.”

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