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De Santis declares God created him on the 8th day... not a joke. Beyond blasphemous, this is sick. [1]
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Date: 2022-11-14
Did anyone see this insane SNL or Onion skit of a campaign ad, paid for and approved by DeSantis and his people? Seriously folks, all Biden has to do to beat this guy is run this ad over and over with no edits or interruptions. As Daffy Duck might say, it’s unbelieveablabubble. What’s all the hubbub, Beelzebub?
Here’s part of the text of the monologue, has to be seen to be believed:
“And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, ‘I need a protector.’ So God made him (DeSantis) a fighter. God said, ‘I need somebody willing to get up before dawn and kiss his family goodbye, travel thousands of miles for no other reason than to serve the people, to save their jobs, their livelihoods, their liberty, their happiness.’ So God made a fighter.”
Deep breaths, everyone. If that were true, there’s a huge reveal missing from Genesis 1:1 because hundreds of thousands of people in every democracy have been doing that every day for centuries. In our own Wash. DC by definition they all do that, everyone except some staffers lives thousands of miles away from their families, like Pelosi when Paul was attacked. Is she Mother Mary then? And he doesn’t need to do all that traveling, Talahassee’s Guv. digs ain’t that far from his house. All he goes to DC for is to promote his own Presidential ambitions. Arrogant bastard.
Here’s a link to how some Southern Baptists and Rs feel about it so far. See the 4th Paragraph for the actual video, it is freaking incredible. Let us bow down to our new Bog, our new Golden Calf now Trump (and his Golden Statue) has been revealed to be a weak little man behind a curtain, fit to be mocked in a musical: baptistnews.com/…
Didn’t see anyone post this on Kos under these tags, but it deserves a repeat ‘cause it’s a flippin’ SNL skit in real life. You can’t make this stuff up. Where do they find these people?? Is DeSantis some kind of alien replicant, sent to rule over us via Amplifier Helmet like Larry Niven’s Thrintun? Or another Manchurian Candidate a la Trump funded by Russia or China? Come on, what in the name of Mother Mary and Charlie Crist (woops, meant the actual Holy Christ)!
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