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AS THE WORM TURNS: The Mar-a-Lardo Soap Opera. [1]

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Date: 2022-11-12

Season 1, Episode 1: "Children of a Loser God"

Voiceover: “And now we take you to luxurious Mar-a-Lardo, where the scions of former one-term President Donald Trump are relaxing and discussing what the future holds for them and their loved ones...”

Scene 1: A tasteless interior at Mar-a-Lardo, early 2022

Eric: I’m not taking the fall for this all by myself! if I go to prison, I’m taking Donny down with me!

Don Jr: (snort, sniffle, twitch) If you rat me out, you little shit, I’m taking YOU down with ME. … Ivanka too. God-damn Princess Twinkle-Twat, always on Daddy’s lap! Little Miss Perfect. (does a bump of coke)

Eric: I NEVER got to sit on Daddy’s lap. Not once! (sobs broken-heartedly) Fuck you all.

Ivanka: You morons think I LIKED sitting on Dad’s disgusting lap? Be glad you didn’t have to have those horrible little hands groping YOU every day. (shudders) I had to let him, or he wouldn’t pay me my allowance.

Eric: Dad gave you an ALLOWANCE? (sobs) I never got one! (sobs more)

Don Jr: (does a hit of coke)

Ivanka: All this indictment shit coming down is Dad’s fault. I don’t see why any of us should go to prison for the old turd. I say we testify against him before he does it to us. With his dementia, he’ll never do time, and anyway, he’ll be dead pretty soon.

Eric: I hate you! I would NEVER, EVER go against our Dad. Never ever. (sob) I love Daddy. He made me the man I am. (sob)

Don Jr.: (twitch) Yuh, whatever. (swallows a handful of pills)

Ivanka: I promise you this, if either of you assholes screw me over, Jared will have you gutted like a trout. You can take that to the bank, Sleepy and Dopey.

Don Jr: (glassy-eyed, slurring his words) Fuck do I care, nobody but me really knows what’s going on. Melania murdered Mom, and the Deep State was in on it. Dad has brain rot but he’s still the greatest President who ever lived. Bigger than Washington or… … those other guys. … … Taft. He’s bigger than William Hoover Taft. Dad is WAY bigger than Taft … … fucking Deep Shtate … lizard guys… under the earth’s crust… they control all the… everything …fuck… (his head sags onto the table)

Enter Kimberley Guilfoyle in a flame-colored chiffon dress and Cha-Cha heels.

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