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Oz tells rally crowd to campaign for him on the day of the next Steelers game, which is Nov. 13 [1]

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Date: 2022-11-06

On the heels of Oprah Winfrey’s endorsement of ex-pal Dr. Mehmet Oz’s opponent, John Fetterman, Oz was back to peddling magic beans (like he’s literally done in the past), except all he managed to do at Saturday night’s Loser-Palooza rally was prove just how out of touch he is—especially when it comes to the Pennsylvania voters he’s trying to woo.

Now, not everyone is into sportsball matches, but then they shouldn’t pretend they are, now should they? It’s like when Ted Cruz campaigned in Indiana and referred to a basketball hoop as a basketball “ring.” Granted, that’s not nearly as shocking as whatever happens to be under his floorboards at the moment (likely prepper quantities of Sara Lee pound cake, and maybe a soupçon of dead orphan, but that’s just an educated guess), but it likely burned even more political capital than his little south-of-the-border sojourn to avoid freezing his arse with the unwashed masses.

Not to be outdone, the Crudité Crusader said this while Donald Trump looked on with the same slack-jawed mien he assumes whenever he’s separated from a microphone or a McRib for more than 20 seconds.

Watch:

x Oz: Tomorrow morning.. I want you to contact ten people.. do it before the Steelers game pic.twitter.com/QIrOMvjIJU — Acyn (@Acyn) November 6, 2022

OZ: “Tomorrow morning, when you awaken, I want you to contact 10 people. Do it at church, do it before the Steelers game, just find the time. And here’s the question you’re going to ask them, ‘Are you happy with the way America’s going’?”

Uh, the Steelers have a bye on Sunday. Which means they aren’t playing until next week. Any Steelers fan would know that.

Let’s hear it, Twitter, before your accounts all turn to pumpkin puree at midnight!

x pic.twitter.com/ylriQVNha1 — Elon Musk Makes No Sense 🇺🇦🇺🇸🐝❤️ (@SnowflakeSnark) November 6, 2022

x Sure, I can contact ten ppl on the morning of 11/13.

I’m sure their responses will be “yeah, I’m so happy Oz lost!” 😂 — 🥁🌊 Kamikaze 🌊🥁 (@Chihiro_NoFace) November 6, 2022

JFC, dude. I mean, if the biggest knock against you is that you’re not really from the state you want to represent in the Senate, this is about the worst thing you can say.

Of course, Republicans are out of touch when it comes to a lot of things, not just trivialities like football games. They want to force 11-year-old girls to carry their rapists’ babies. They want to turn Social Security and Medicare from entitlements into political footballs (or “American foosballs,” as Oz might say). Some of them still want to repeal Obamacare. They want free and fair elections to count only when they win.

And, let’s be blunt, they want this ...

The good news is, we still have these last crucial days to preserve (and restore) reproductive rights and American democracy.

So let’s do that, shall we?

We’re deep in the home stretch before the all-important midterm elections, but it’s not too late to Get Out the Vote. Let’s do this, people!

Check out Aldous J. Pennyfarthing’s four-volume Trump-trashing compendium, including the finale, Goodbye, Asshat: 101 Farewell Letters to Donald Trump, at this link. Or, if you prefer a test drive, you can download the epilogue to Goodbye, Asshat for the low, low price of FREE.

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