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99 Red Buffoons [1]
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Date: 2022-10-30
My go-to karaoke song is 99 Red Balloons so I though of this ditty. However, lacking the skills and resources of famous YouTube paradises, I had to settle for a written version. Feel free to overlay these as substitles over the German version.
DJT lost his election
But couldn't accept the fact that he lost
So he gathered a mob in Washington
Riled them up, and sicced them forth.
Up the hill, where Congress met, no one suspected the mob that was out there.
Simmering in the Springtime sun,
99 Red Buffoons surged by.
99 Red Buffoons, charging up the Capitol
Panic bells; it's an autogolpe
There's a mob in here that shouldn't be there.
The autocratic idles by, and watches Fox while standing by.
On the screen, on live TV, 99 Red Buffoons surge by.
99 MAGA traitors;
Tioters for orange Hitler
They fancied him a Jesus Christ
So they believed his stupid lies.
They twandwred up and the down the halls
Murder Congress was the their call.
They beat and bashed the Capitol Police
99 MAGA traitors hissed.
99 Fascist rubes
Fell for Russian propaganda.
So they smeared their poop on the Rotunda
And hung a noose on the veranda
Ran amok the marble halls
Tried to break through closed doors
All for Orange Hitler fought
As 99 Fascist rubes got caught
It was night in Washington
When they certified the election
An orange fool was sitting petty
As rumors swirled throughout the city.
Impeachment calls as the nation screamed
To prove the crime committed here.
And here it goes the Jan 6 committee
Feels weird to cheer for a Cheney.
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