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Tweets of the Week Oct 2-8-2022 [1]

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Date: 2022-10-09

I seem to have developed an interesting ability. Some time back, I wrote something about the weather in the Northwest being comfortably cool, which I posted just in time for an unprecedented heatwave in Seattle and Oregon. Last week, I mentioned that Texas autumn had arrived because daytime temperatures are now less than 95 degrees, then a few days later our high temp reached—that’s right—95 degrees. So I’m going to try this once more: the drought here is getting reallt bad, and we desperately need some rain. But it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting precipitation any time soon.

Now, if I cover up the woodpile, am I going to ruin my newfound talent for being wrong about the weather? As they say on the evening news, only time will tell.

Oh, and I also brought y’all some tweets today. I hope you like tem.

x It’s October. Let’s Goth, Brandon. — The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 3, 2022

x They just surprised Tudor Dixon with a life-sized statue of trump made entirely out of processed meats. pic.twitter.com/RVRwvvIaNF — John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 3, 2022

x suddenly concerned about the nondescript golden ring I left in the possession of lizzo seventeen years ago while I went to go and research its origins in the libraries of minas tirith — Henry Sotheran Ltd (@Sotherans) October 3, 2022

x BREAKING: Kanye West and Candace Owens Unveil Uncle Tom’s Cabin Clothing Line https://t.co/wzRS5Fipxb — born miserable (@bornmiserable) October 3, 2022

x ma’am we are a baseball team https://t.co/DciYSi2JBm — Harrisburg Senators (@HbgSenators) October 3, 2022

x 🎵 In the midnight hour

She cried fraud, fraud, fraud 🎵 — Chelsea Cristene Bock 🏳️‍🌈 (@ChelseaCristene) October 3, 2022

x “Damn, I wish I only killed 300 puppies.” -Herschel Walker — Apparently Boosted Steve (@Steverocks35) October 4, 2022

x First the Bowling Green Massacre now this https://t.co/Cp6Mgmf7kA — Oliver Willis (@owillis) October 3, 2022

x Irony: Teachers in Florida will not be allowed to show their students this pic of Ron DeSantis flirting with gender-assigned-at-birth nonconformity. pic.twitter.com/bf7jdMc9qT — Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 4, 2022

x Nothing in this article contradicts Walker’s denials.



Do you know how hard it is for a cum laude grad-tuned-FBI agent running America’s largest Black-owned business while curing COVID & running for Senate in a state he doesn’t live in to keep up with every woman he impregnated? https://t.co/iERdJU72K0 — Michael Harriot (@michaelharriot) October 6, 2022

x I do like that "playing the crystal flute" sounds like an Ice-T line on Law & Order. — Schooley (@Rschooley) October 6, 2022

x "Car accident deaths are unevenly distributed among seatbelt wearers and non-seatbelt wearers, but experts are still puzzling over why these differences exist." 🥴 — Statistrician (@statistrician) October 6, 2022

x More like Dank Brandon https://t.co/ZLxyFvxTsZ — Allen Strickland Williams (@TotallyAllen) October 6, 2022

x the millionth person to make a “dank brandon” joke gets a personal concert from snoop and a lifetime supply of rolling papers — shauna (@goldengateblond) October 6, 2022

x As someone who used student loans to buy marijuana, I think Joe Biden is the greatest President ever. — Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) October 6, 2022

x If you're freaking out because Joe Biden is pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession, I know just the thing to help you chill. — Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) October 6, 2022

x Oh did they find out he was Herschel Walker's son? https://t.co/2MUoiF7K3K — You can still register to vote in all 50 states (@LOLGOP) October 7, 2022

x I'm pro-choice, and so are all my friends, but holy shit, Hershel Walker is REALLY into abortion. — Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) October 8, 2022

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