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Tweets of the Week Sept 25-Oct 1 [1]

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Date: 2022-10-02

The first hints of fall have finally made their appearance here in central Texas. High temperatures have been below 95 for a week now, and it even gets cool enough at night to turn off the AC and open the windows. Time to start fixing up the greenhouse and cutting firewood, I guess.

Seasons change, but somehow TOTW just keeps rolling along. Let’s find out if the fascists have discovered any new ways to be simultaneously ridiculous and terrifying.

x Has Herschel Walker announced he's Q yet? — Ty Ross (@cooltxchick) September 26, 2022

x Just say "Not enough white babies" Ross this is taking forever — Roy Edroso (@edroso) September 26, 2022

x Maybe we can set up a website for tips from whistleblowers. Then Paxton’s neighbors and friends can turn him in or anyone who helps him if he tries to cross state lines and evade the law.



I mean… isn’t that how stuff works in Texas? https://t.co/JFRhNzIsFi — Kaz Weida (@kazweida) September 27, 2022

x when you try to serve a subpoena on @KenPaxtonTX pic.twitter.com/AWXwZ5ouCs — Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) September 27, 2022

x Rosh Hashanah translates to “Head of the year” so, despite being Jewish, Ben Shapiro doesn’t celebrate it. — The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 26, 2022

x NASA: We are exploring ways to get an asteroid to change its course…



Me: Have you tried showing the asteroid a picture of Marjorie Taylor Greene? — The Smite⚡️ (@7Veritas4) September 26, 2022

x Oz again shows that he is not from Pennsylvania.



I mean, if you advertised an event where Philadelphians were given the opportunity to "Come kick authority in the balls." there would be a line 6 miles long before the first kick was landed. https://t.co/TB2lSlMOx9 — Toxic (@toxic) September 27, 2022

x Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a contest where the winner gets to join her for a day of hunting wild hogs.



Let's hope Dick Cheney wins. — Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) September 27, 2022

x dogg you can’t even make a car trunk rainproof I’m not drowning my family in a coffin from an N64 game — jack (@jackalltogether) September 29, 2022

x Will the autopilot intentionally hit divers and swimmers too or is that just reserved for pedestrians on land — Dolan Dark (@DolanDark) September 29, 2022

x new cybertruck prototype just dropped pic.twitter.com/9dFNjLt5xI — amy~ (@arb) September 29, 2022

x Maybe he got tired of wearing the orange mask when they had sex. https://t.co/Y3G7zp5cg4 — The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) September 29, 2022

x i hope lizzo digs up thomas jefferson and plays his ribs like a xylophone — man it’s a hot zone, (@Mobute) September 29, 2022

x Will it also briefly serve as a boat? — Doremus Jessup (@DoremusJ) September 30, 2022

x Maybe Lizzo could offer to twerk with them once they’re found so conservative media can suddenly give af🤔 https://t.co/R2JxtSOaGI — Dawn Summers (@FakeDawnSummers) October 1, 2022

x My working theory as to why conservatives are convinced Chicago is an unusually violent place is that they find themselves at the mirror bean and instinctively attack their own reflections. pic.twitter.com/ohUBuXcIjZ — A.R. (Algorithm Regent) Moxon (@JuliusGoat) October 1, 2022

x It also briefly functions as a boat. https://t.co/6ptKx4WqDm — You can still register to vote in all 50 states (@LOLGOP) October 1, 2022

x This bear takes ONE candy bar and has more restraint than I ever will.

pic.twitter.com/vYpltwEp85 — Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) September 25, 2022

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