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We need to talk about all these "gardens" [1]

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Date: 2022-09-25

Gardening is growing in popularity, but shouldn't we ask some questions about this new explosive trend? Not farming, but rather little gardens often kept by people without proper farm equipment or training. People say it's fun, harmless.But if that were true why do they get so angry when you ask simple questions? Just last month it was discovered that a local gardener was also a serial killer. This depraved soul used the garden as cover to hide body parts.

But, doctors will tell you that gardening is healthy, a good way to get exercise fresh air. Maybe if you are trying to conceal a murder. Then there is the issue of gardening in schools.

A gardener who was also discovered to have marijuana plants in their home "green house" was in charge of a school's "farm to table program" that taught children as young as 5 how to dig in the dirt and "grow things" Exactly WHAT sort of things? But that's how gardening works.

They teach small children to grow addictive narcotics and get them "hooked on gardening" they tell first graders that they have "green" thumbs. But, since gardens can't be criticized, even when they are full of body parts there is nothing parents can do.

At another school a garden managed by a teacher of 5th grade classes was found to contain poppies. These are used to produce opium, of course and heroin. But the administration at the school was adamant "they aren't those kinds of poppies you weirdos"

Is it really that WIERD to not want your child working for a drug cartel? Not only have gardeners been serial killers, but one guy in California insists on gardening "in the buff" -- since he's a gardener we can't say anything about this. Even if he makes jokes about eggplants.

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