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Tweets of the Week Sept 11-17 2022 [1]

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Date: 2022-09-18

For a while this week I thought Covid had finally got me. But since I tested negative twice, I guess that wasn’t it. Maybe flu? I haven’t had that in a few years, so maybe.

Anyway, this week’s selection might be a bit small, but I know the commenters will pick up the slack, as they always do. Be sure to scroll all the way down, is what I’m saying here.

I’ll be over whatever this is in another day or two, so next week we’ll do a really big post, I hope.

x Most homophobes are secretly gay.



However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 11, 2022

x The Cowboys blow https://t.co/yL6VYJxYKV — John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) September 11, 2022

x The problem is that canonically Ariel’s bottom half is cod, whereas in this new trailer she appears to be half mahi-mahi—yet another example of the Left’s “woke” anti-whitefish agenda. — Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) September 13, 2022

x Wait until they find out that the T-Rex in Jurassic Park is actually black — Trey (@treydayway) September 12, 2022

x Don't fuck with the Clintons. They play the long game. https://t.co/dOknFTsFVs — The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) September 13, 2022

x GOP in disarray. Like Rand's hair. https://t.co/qEUVHppVK8 — Schooley (@Rschooley) September 13, 2022

x POLLSTER: “Anger at the overturn of Roe is helping Dems. Keep pretending it just leaves abortion up to the states until midterms.”



GOP: “Other idea . . . why not introduce a bill TODAY to BAN abortions in ALL states?”



POLLSTER: “That would be stupid.”



GOP: “That's our brand!” — Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 13, 2022

x But if Rick cuts Medicare, who will he defraud? — Rachel Vindman 🌻 (@natsechobbyist) September 14, 2022

x Now that you know we exist... you should really try our pillowy biscuits. — Hardee’s (@Hardees) September 14, 2022

x Sometimes I imagine Rand Paul's neighbor lying in bed, quietly chuckling in the dark. — J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) September 14, 2022

x The "P" stands for "Pillowguy" — A.R. (Actually Republic) Moxon (@JuliusGoat) September 15, 2022

x Wow it isn’t like Elon to just suddenly change his mind like that https://t.co/3qII4VdSIG — Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) September 16, 2022

x "if you were to use a chainsaw on your crotch i might have to retreat to my liberal safe space, please do not do that." — Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 16, 2022

x i was just told that george soros, john kerry, al gore and barbara streisand would rend their flesh in liberal agony if conservatives transitioned us away from fossil fuels and to clean energy. the left would be so mad if we used 100% renewables and got rid of c02 emissions. — Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 16, 2022

x Maybe news outlets would do a better job of covering Republicans if they assigned their crime reporters instead of their political reporters. — Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) September 16, 2022

x oh I can shorthand this: he’s a dick pic.twitter.com/gDwbEf22DL — ya girl (@goldengateblond) September 18, 2022

x Ron DeSantis: if a douchebag had an asshole. pic.twitter.com/EVF1v4grkD — Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) September 17, 2022

x What’s the argument for not letting asylum seekers in now? They’re going to take all our job opening signs? pic.twitter.com/VCqnCFbkxX — You can still register to vote in all 50 states (@LOLGOP) September 17, 2022

x Didn’t realize there were so many balding, gray-haired youths. https://t.co/czrVRFtvQw — *you're (@math_sonnets) September 17, 2022

x Ending today with this. Good night. 💚pic.twitter.com/YADzAp7qAH — Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) September 18, 2022

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