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This Republican candidate's campaign rap is the bracing tonic we all need right now [1]
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Date: 2022-09-18
From Utah state Senate District 12 GOP candidate Linda Paulson, the rap world’s answer to Henrietta and Merna:
x I was a lifelong Dem until I saw this video.
pic.twitter.com/wyqEKKx1q6 — Jon (@landbutcher) September 17, 2022
Hey Utah District 12, listen up right here
There’s a new name on the ballot for the Senate this year
My name is Linda Paulson, Republican and awesome
Love God and family and the Constitution
I tried to get another conservative to run
Nobody could do it so I’m getting it done
I’m pro-religious freedom, pro-life, pro-police
The right to bear arms and the right to free speech
I want less government, control and regulation
Want to stop and expose all political corruption
Where’s integrity, morality, accountability?
Government programs should lead to self-sufficiency
and support traditional family
as the fundamental unit of society
But in schools they’re pushing for new beliefs
And just to clarify this, ‘cause there’s some who can’t define us
As a female adult I know what a woman is
You know, for years I’d thought Republicanism was a morally and intellectually bankrupt ethos that increasingly depends on misogyny, racism, anti-intellectualism, nativism, xenophobia, and disingenuous fearmongering for its survival, but now that I see it all laid out in rap form …
Of course, whatever you think of Paulson’s headlong entree into genre-butchering buffoonery, it’s nice to see Michael Scott is still getting directing gigs …
Enjoy the rest of your day—and the shattered remnants of your now-squalid lives. I know I will.
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