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My Conspiracy Theory [1]

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Date: 2022-08-31

So we all know how the lunatic right, including Q anon and other right-wing nut jobs, have developed some of the most outrageous fantasies about just about everyone, They even accuse THEIR OWN people of election fraud. Well, HOw about this conspiracy theory?

The ex-president, Orange Man, knew he had lost the election. He was really pissed. So he would show everyone, secretly, of course, how he could monetize the most top secrets of America to pad his own and his family's pockets.

EnteJarrad Kushner. As Trump unceremoniously left the White House, he purloined hundreds of extremely sensitive government top secret documents he believed foreign nations would pay big money for. Of course, he wasn’t stupid enough to have the money for this information paid to him. Instead, Jarrad created a HEDGE FUND in which the Saudi royal family invested 2 BILLION DOLLARS. if you know anything about hedge funds, hedge fund managers get paid a percentage of the assets under management, usually at 2 percent per year. That would mean that Jarrad, without doing anything, would earn 40 MILLION DOLLARS per year from his hedge fund. the question is...Why would the Saudis invest in Jarrad's hedge fund, giving him a guaranteed return of as much as 40 million dollars per year? OK. you now see the connection. The Grifter, who stole American secrets that would most likely be of interest to the Saudis was the payoff for the Saudis investing in Jarrad’s hedge fund. Remember, Jarrad, to the best of my knowledge, has never run a hedge fund and his track record in real estate investing is checkered at best. The Saudis are not stupid. Thet would not invest money with Jarrad (don’t forget he is Jewish) with a person considered an infidel. Also, publicly, Jarrad has separated himself from the Pretender, but that could all be an artifice to knock investigators off the track. So, 2 Billion in return for America’s state secrets, possibly on Iran or possibly on Isreal that the Saudis were willing to pay big money to get.

THIS IS MY FANTASY. MY CONSPIRACY TREAORY, TOTALLY MADE UP BASED ON CONNECTING SOME AS YET UNCONNECTED COINCIDENCES. I believe this is the type of unhinged logic used by conspirators on the right. I do not suggest this is true, but it is fun to turn the tables on conspiracy theorists and show how possibly damaging a made-up story can be.

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