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Donald tRump Ditty [1]
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Date: 2022-08-22
Stable genius
I am not much of a poet or song writer, however, I am occasionally inspired by current events to write. I wrote the following song over the years in response to the on-going donald tRump saga. I wrote the first verse in 2018 and the two subsequent verses more recently. I'm not sure if it's done yet or not, but this is what I've got so far.
It's sung to the tune of Jingle Bells
DJT, DJT
Donald tRump, Donald tRump,
He’s a lousy Prez,
You can’t believe a single word,
That he ever says,
HEY!
Donald tRump, Donald tRump,
He’s not very smart,
He is a soul-less evil dope,
He doesn’t have a heart.
HEY!
He sucks up to Vlad-a-mir,
Yeah, Putin is his pal,
He gets it on with porn stars,
Yeah, Stormy is his gal,
He wants to build a wall,
He puts kids in a cage,
He obstructs justice every day,
On Twitter he does rage,
HA HA HA!
Donald tRump, Donald tRump
MAGA is a farce
You better wake up now
Before we
Re-elect this Arse!
HEY!
Donald tRump Donald tRump,
He tried to wage a coup,
He lied and told us he had won,
We know that isn't true,
HEY!
Donald tRump, Donald tRump,
He always had a plan,
He set it up way in advance,
Then threw shit at the fan,
HEY!
He said it would be rigged,
He said mail-in's a scam,
He put militia on stand-by,
The vote count he did damn!
He brought them to DC,
He called proud boys by name,
He sat back while they hunted Pence,
The man he has no shame!
HA HA HA!
Donald tRump, Donald tRump,
Let's put the crook in jail,
He can room with Rudy, Mike,
Or Steve the giant whale!
HEY!
Donald tRump, Donald tRump,
He's a friggin spy!
He stole top secret documents,
And lied to the FBI!
HEY!
Donald tRump, donald tRump,
He went to testify,
But took the 5th 400 times,
Because his life's a lie!
HEY!
He's got some legal woes,
He's looking at some time,
They say there's nuclear documents,
Secrets of every kind!
DOJ's on the hunt,
Georgia still wants their due,
The committee's got the goods on him,
New York will get theirs too!
HA HA HA!
Donald tRump, donald tRump,
He's in deep water now!
Felony charges everywhere,
He'll soon be in Moscow!
HEY!
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