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Better Call Saul! Top 10 Reasons Trump Can't Find a Real Lawyer [1]
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Date: 2022-08-18
Despite serious legal problems closing in on him from all sides, the Cheeto Benito seems to be stuck with a set of lawyers that he most likely hired off of ads on porn sites and passing buses. Why aren’t the best legal minds in the country lining up to grab the publicity they would certainly garner by representing America’s most famous future felon? Here are the Top 10 Reasons that Benedict Donald better call Saul:
Top 10 Reasons Respectable Lawyers Won’t Represent TFG He’s Guilty AF and a Stain on America’s History They like getting payed Most of his former lawyers ended up Indicted or in Jail He constantly runs his Big Mouth and Shoots Himself in the Foot They value their Win/Loss Record They already have a wife and kids to ignore their advice They value their Law License They don’t want to have to attend the annual TFG Scumbag Lawyer Reunion with the likes of Rudy, Jenna, Sidney, Eastman, and Dershowitz TFG can no longer grant them the requisite pardon essential to anyone working with him He’s Guilty AF and a Stain on America’s History
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