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The Parable of Little Donnie and the Cookie Jar. [1]

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Date: 2022-08-10

The lights come on.

Little Donnie is disclosed sitting on the counter, next to the cookie jar. His hand is in the cookie jar. There are visible crumbs of some sort on his mouth.

Little Donnie's legal representatives present the following statement (NOT a DEFENSE!!! Defense is only for people who can be held to account):

There is no cookie jar. Even if there were to be a cookie jar, there are no cookies in it. Even if there are cookies in it, LD's hand is not in the cookie jar. Even if LD's hand is in the cookie jar, he is not grasping any cookies. Even if he is grasping cookies, he has not (and could not would not) actually eat a cookie. (No Harm = No foul) Even if there are cookie crumbs on his beautiful and charming face, they are a matter that is covered by personal privilege, and may not be examined or referred to by anyone in a parental role under any circumstances, at any time. Just go away.

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