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ABORTIONS BANNED IN OUTER SPACE [1]

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Date: 2022-07-25

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ROTTER’S NEWS SERVICE

When the Senate returns to whatever they consider work, the first item on a crowded agenda to bring American citizens to their knees will be an addenda to the Supreme Court’s overturning of Roe vs. Wade:

NO ABORTIONS CAN BE PERFORMED ON THE

MOON OR ANY OTHER PLANET.

One Republican told the press: “It is well-known that many Americans can afford to visit the moon. If a pregnant person (perhaps a woman) travels to the moon or another planet for the purpose of aborting a potential voter then that person must remain on the moon

for the remainder of his, her, or their miserable lives.”

After that proposal passes into law, the next item to

brought to the House of Representatives and then onto the Senate will permit a pregnant person (man or woman) to be able to cast two votes in all local, state, and federal elections.

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SURVEY QUESTION #9854

In a recent poll. 86,009,743 U.S. voters

were asked which religious leader has had

the biggest influence upon their lives in 2022?

l. Jesus Christ

2. The Dalai Lama (Gyalwa Rinpoche )

3. Pope Francis (Jorge Mario Bergoglio)

4 .Moses

5. Muhammad ibn Abdullah

6. The United States Supreme Court

GUESS WHO CAME OUT NUMBER ONE IN THE

POLL?

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